Cycle 4D
Mammonite is in my blood.
Mammonite is in my blood.
It was an easy way to make money off of the brainiacs in the makeshift camp, they said. Like plucking coins growing out of trees, this was supposed to be a cakewalk not unlike your average fetching quest. Alas, after receiving some rather… Inconclusive, and… Shady information from the absolutely capable scouts of your glorified fetching team, you arrive at a scenery straight out of a bad horror movie montage. Dead trees dotted the landscape and a thin verdant fog clouds the distant areas. Perhaps more pressing than anything, however, was the ground, or…
The near-lack thereof.
An invasive stench assaulted your nostrils, likely coming from the knee-deep green and viscous substance that swamped the area. At the center, a small and ancient temple stands tall above slime-level, where a few adventurers carefully peek into to scout for any danger ahead. Regardless if you can stomach the feeling of dragging yourself around the awful jelly-like swamp or not, everybody appears to be waiting for instructions.
Suddenly, high over the dead trees, up into the skies, something was falling.
Was it a flying alligator? No, my fellow adventurers!
Perhaps a dragon?? Silly, those don’t exist in Terrasphere™!
It was…!
SPLOSH!
Something — or perhaps more accurately, someone — landed at the center of the gathering adventurers, generating a glorious wave of greenish goodness that would splash on the most slow-feeted of you (optional, roll a reflex save, DC 60, to dodge!). As the stench became worse and the wave of slime subsided, a man stood tall at the center of the great slime crash. Oddly enough, over his mighty shoulder, was a felis girl carried much like a bag of potatoes. Both of them had tags around their necks: an orichalcum one for the human, and a mithril one for the felis.

oooooOOOO-HAH! The best always arrives last, babies! (He flashes a blinding smile at all the volunteers.)
You were expecting a waifu, but it’s me, Trevis! Trevis Crownsley! The man, the KING! This lovely cat here is Caccu, and we're here to guide you in these trying times!
You were expecting a waifu, but it’s me, Trevis! Trevis Crownsley! The man, the KING! This lovely cat here is Caccu, and we're here to guide you in these trying times!

Put mye down already… (the unamused girl rolled her eyes, watching the clouds passing by.)

‘I’ll make this short, guild and potential-guild babies! The brainiacs back in the makeshift lab need FOUR things. (He raised his hand striking a fancy pose, fingers illustrating his numbers.)

Nyou’re using three fingers, nyot four.
Ignoring the felis he cleared his throat before continuing.

Our baby scouts have managed to find this little wonderful pool of goodness, where all the ingredients they need happen to be right here. We’ll need a live trilobite thing, a bunch of manashrooms, some slime cores, and a few dragoraman roots.

Myandragora.

Don’t sass me with your catspeak! (he whispers at her, before he clears his throat once more, whipping his hair back.)
A-Anyways! We can find the dra- uh, mandragoras and the slimes here, outside, but the fun guys and the trilothings are probably deeper into the temple. We're adventurers, and the only rules are don't fight each other and anything else you find is first come, first serve!
(He nodded at all the volunteers nearby before continuing.)
A-Anyways! We can find the dra- uh, mandragoras and the slimes here, outside, but the fun guys and the trilothings are probably deeper into the temple. We're adventurers, and the only rules are don't fight each other and anything else you find is first come, first serve!
(He nodded at all the volunteers nearby before continuing.)

I trust your ability to look for things on your own or together, my babies. We don't partake in the absolutely nefarious act of hand holding here. This is as far as our briefing goes!
Ring a ding ding, my babies! The coin's FLIPPIN'! Whoever gets the least materials is gonna pay the booze for everybody when we return!
(he ushered the volunteers with a simple salute, before side glancing the felis.)
Ring a ding ding, my babies! The coin's FLIPPIN'! Whoever gets the least materials is gonna pay the booze for everybody when we return!
(he ushered the volunteers with a simple salute, before side glancing the felis.)

Ah, babycat, my other half. Don’t you think this is nostalgic?! (he picks her up, raising her high in the air with his hands as if the felis was weightless.)

Trevis, I’m nyot a kid. Put mye down already…
(She notices the sparkles of pure manliness beaming up on his face.)
...W-wait! Trevis. Trevis! Trevis CroWNSLEY JUNIOR! You KNOW what I myean, don’t nya DARE --- (her face contorts in utter despair as she warns him, but it was all to no avail.)
(She notices the sparkles of pure manliness beaming up on his face.)
...W-wait! Trevis. Trevis! Trevis CroWNSLEY JUNIOR! You KNOW what I myean, don’t nya DARE --- (her face contorts in utter despair as she warns him, but it was all to no avail.)
Trevis puts Caccu down on the 'ground', and the slime welcomes her with an unceremonious
Plop.

Don’t look down, babycat! (He gives her a wink before he rushed on his own, venturing deep into the temple.)

‘...’ (Caccu silently watched as Trevis disappeared, immobile as though she was a statue.)
Her eyes needlessly blinked several times, followed by the twitch of one of her ears. Nervous sweat begins trailing down her fair skin, up until the point she turned into a living waterfall. And then, she at long last looked down; and the sticky-green abyss gazed back at her.

‘…’
She tried.
Her green eyes teared up, and her legs trembled as disgust took over her reasoning and pride.
She really tried not to -

NYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’
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