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"I could probably also just look into magic too..." the idea flopped across his brain like a fish out of water. He'd just hooked it, and it'd slipped out of his hands while he was in the middle of taking a trophy photo. Jesus christ look at that sucker go, that poor fucker. Brutus would...

Brutus would nod along as the redheaded fairy spoke. His eyes would widen as she crafted a small basket for the Kittens, promptly placing the two of his Kittens in as well. They'd a furry little hat trick on their hands, and they were soon to be four kittens. "Shame about the blanket, but I...

"I'm sorry, what the fuck." Brutus asked, pointing the mirror. The goal was simple, a mirror that worked even in darkness. Instead, they'd found the...opposite? It seemed to steal the light from the area it was pointed at, like a flashlight, but...a flashdark? He would waggle the mirror...

255 Underwater Spooked Brutus would slowly slog through the water, doing his best not to hit the bottom and stir up any silt or sediment into a cloud. The last thing either of them needed was to have their visibility obstructed in an already perilous predicament. He scooped up a few more...

"Hrrrrm, I can get down with the muscular business woman schtick. 8/10, needs to flex more though." @Shane

Brutus would listen to her words, sipping at his rum contemplatively. It was wild how little alcohol affected him compared to the real world. A mix of his size and his own fortitude perhaps? Either way, he would simply chuckle. "How fucked is the world where we would rather run around and...

Perhaps looks could be deceiving. He'd not though much of @Azykia at first, but she was starting to turn into a profound font of wisdom. The two tailors right next door to each other probably had a bit of a feud going on, and were willing to race to the bottom of their price point to spite the...

"I mean..." Brutus trailed off. "Heroes do more than kill goblins and drink Ale. We don't always get to clink glasses at the end of the day and do shit like this. Sometimes you spend a whole day just picking weeds, sometimes you spend three days hunting down a big ole bear who's been a...

The giant would check in on his kitten, which was literally scared stiff. Trembling violently, the giant catman doted on the small shivering kitten, before turning up to watch Lucy scream "Catch me" and then jump into the air like this was some sort of Disney Princess Repunzel moment. "Shit...

Brutus did his best to line up a shot. This creature looked pretty fragile at it's core, the problem were the massive tentacles that wriggled and writhed thrashing about. The entire area was a danger zone, and between the constant extremely dangerous version of jump rope and trying not to hit...

"Well first of, a Hero is just someone who helps others, no matter how big or small. One could call you a hero just for helping me find a tailor." The giant chuckled, "But as for me, I'm only a big deal in Honeyhome because it's so easy to recognize me on sight. I smash goblins and save...

Thank god the mud is covering us up. Look man, we're king sized now, we're gonna be up to antics like this a lot more now. Calm down and enjoy the show. But is this really me though? Us? Bud, this is the type of shit you made this body for, lets not kid ourselves. I'm not some schitzo voice...

Brutus listened to the woman with rapt attention, then squinted when she got to the counting via steps and then he was lost. She was two feet shorter than him, and his gait was long and ambling, he highly doubted her pace was anything close to that of his. Keeping his magic on so she could see...

"Sounds like quite the plan." Brutus replied, nodding his head. The giant nodded along as the woman approached the pool. He watched as the Lepus tested the water with her toes, hesitating, lingering on the edge of the pool. He could tell by the fact that her toe had not immediately darted...

"Haaiii." He chirped back chuckling. The giant would rise from his stool as she smacked at him, a goofy grin plastered on his face as he grabbed the soapy rag, gave it a twirl and then snapped it playfully at her. He would take a couple lumbering steps, crossing the gap back to his territory...

"I've heard horror stories of dudes singing themselves by putting on chainmail they left out in the sun." The giant replied chuckling. The bunny swapped to her elbow and he let out an appreciative grunt. "Fuck that feels good." It felt like the pretense of a back scrub had been dropped, and...

"I happen to be an expert on finding delicious cinnamon buns, but a tailor?" He paused and looked over his jacket that was well worn from all of his adventures. "I could use a tailor honestly, if you don't mind pointing me in that direction." The idea of her being the guide tickled him pink...

"Cheers!" Brutus clinked glasses with the two of them and took a big swig of his drink, setting his cigar next to Kyoko's blunt. The giant would look down to Toko who seemed to be pulling back, perhaps he had overdone it on his teasing. He would, narrowing his gaze on her, slap out a message...

"I see." he paused, thinking on it for a moment. "By the way, where are my manners?" He cocked his head to the side. "The name is Brutus, Brutus Dahlgren." He would offer her a hand to shake, then realize how rude that was before retracting it. He would pause, and then squint. "Can you see...

"My troop travels all over the country. I'm not looking forward to our stint in Texas coming up, that's always hot as sin. Can you imagine trying to work out in 100 degree heat in chainmail? If you're out in the sun too long the shit gets hot enough to cook bacon on." He rag touched his...