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  1. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Heroes Do More Than Kill Goblins and Drink Ale

    Brutus would suppress the urge to chuckle, patting the Lepus on the head. "Ay hey! You beat ass for what it means." He would give her a warm smile. "And yeah, the mud does taste like garbage. Why don't we wash that out eh?" He would wade back to where they left their drinks, handing her...
  2. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Sitting Stones

    "So you're...a basically a robo surgeon." He squinted, turning to the robot. "Ironically fitting." The walk back was peaceful, easily one of the nicest parts of the whole day. He had to pretend Corsair wasn't just casually manhandling the man's capitated head. Splotches of vile black...
  3. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal That time I went into starter town and accidentally adopted a little sister in a VRMMORPG death game.

    Brutus wasn't going to touch that one with a thousand foot pole. Hell, there wasn't a pole long enough to even consider touching that whatsoever. "Yeah, Toko and I are adventure buddies. I earned the title of senpai from her in an honorable duel." He chuckled a bit. "As for my directions...
  4. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Heroes Do More Than Kill Goblins and Drink Ale

    "It wouldn't be very fun if I just clobbered you." The Giant lied. Brutus will pull himself from the muck, luckily the mud had his face covered to hid his blushing. This was straight up embarrassing at this point. He'd blown a three stock lead, and now it was tied up. He would wipe some mud...
  5. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal That time I went into starter town and accidentally adopted a little sister in a VRMMORPG death game.

    "Videogames have always been an way for me to escape the reality that was me." The giant shrugged. "So perhaps it's simply because I've been doing it my whole lift that I find ease in seeking solace in the escapism." He would simply rise from his spot leaning on a fence and beckon for her to...
  6. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Heroes Do More Than Kill Goblins and Drink Ale

    "Fu-" the giant crumpled into the muck as the bunny knocked his feet out from under him. The muck made keeping his balance tricky. If he wasn't careful, it would take little to nothing to knock him over if he wasn't careful. He sank into the mud, before rising and shaking some mud from his...
  7. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal That time I went into starter town and accidentally adopted a little sister in a VRMMORPG death game.

    "That's also part of being a hero I suppose." Brutus drawled. "Being brave enough to speak your mind, to do what you think is right, all of that jazz." He cracked his neck. "If the issue is not the people of the land, or the game, then is the problem internal? Is it perhaps why you came to...
  8. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Heroes Do More Than Kill Goblins and Drink Ale

    As Toko reached for the giant, he would slide to the side and put his arm out, stiff arming her and stopping all of her momentum. He would then, quickly sweep a out his right leg, or, that's what he wanted her to think. He would sweep his right leg, but it was a feint, planting and then...
  9. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Heroes Do More Than Kill Goblins and Drink Ale

    Brutus would take a moment to catch his breath, offering her a hand up as they established their ground rules. She would explain the rules, and he would nod along, an excited grin plastered across his mud stricken face. "Alright, no more magic, you gotta knock me down three times, I got two...
  10. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Heroes Do More Than Kill Goblins and Drink Ale

    "You know." Brutus would manage as he tried to dodge her retaliation, "For someone so obsessed with cheating, you're using an awful lot of magic." He would snap his fingers together and send a burst of flames forward, careful not to scorch the rabbit, but enough to bake the mud she'd raised as...
  11. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal That time I went into starter town and accidentally adopted a little sister in a VRMMORPG death game.

    "Eh?" The question was a bit of a sucker punch, had he not just finished swallowing his roll, he was certain he would have choked on some of it. "Do I act like this IRL?" The words hung in the air for a moment, before he ran a hand through his messy hair and thought about it, long and hard...
  12. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Heroes Do More Than Kill Goblins and Drink Ale

    Brutus grinned, completely disregarding the amount of space between their forms. Mud might as well have been their clothes for all he could care, and right now he could sense her trap. She feinted for his shoulders, but her vine was going for his feet. He gave a quick hop over the grasping...
  13. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Gunnin for Gold

    The giant initially froze up, fearing the thing that hooked his foot was actually Plantera having feigned being dead to get them to drop his guard. Then Ilya's exclamation would banish that thought as she tackled him, wrapping her arms around his torso as the two sank into the sludge. Between...
  14. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal That time I went into starter town and accidentally adopted a little sister in a VRMMORPG death game.

    "What can I say except, you're welcome!" Brutus droned, flashing finger guns at her with a grin and a boisterous laugh. "And any act of kindness for another out of the goodness of your heart is Heroism. You helping me with my purchase? Heroism!" He grinned ear to ear as he took a bite out...
  15. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Heroes Do More Than Kill Goblins and Drink Ale

    Brutus leaned back as the woman went to rub mud in his beard, but there was only so far he could lean back before he had nowhere to go. "Be careful what you start Toko~" he would warn, his vision narrowing as she closed the gap. She set her bottle down and raised on her tippy toes, when that...
  16. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private ✪ Finweald Is it wrong to blow off steam after a long fight against gnolls and pick up girls in a VRMMORPG Nightclub?

    "What? I do renaissance fairs for a living, me and my troop basically travel in three big honkin Rvs all the time. I didn't lose my Virginity until one time when I had too much mead and ended up having an actual roll in the hay with an actress from another troop. Since we all basically live...
  17. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Pormont Basic Heroics

    The giant would scan the area, his eyes narrowing as he looked around for the missing feline. He could hear it crying, but he couldn't figure out where. Finally, a blur of motion drew his attention upwards, and soon his hand would shoot upward pointing out the black kitten to his spotter...
  18. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal That time I went into starter town and accidentally adopted a little sister in a VRMMORPG death game.

    The giant, for all his perceptiveness, failed to notice the woman feeling slighted. He would idly chat with the tailor and the little noblewoman. "A heroic sigil? I don't even know what I would do for that." he chewed his lower lip as he thought about how he would plan something like that...
  19. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Gunnin for Gold

    Brutus would stare at the flecks of mud now splattered over his jacket, then back to the corpse of Plantera sinking into the muck. "Well." he would drawl, "We probably need to pull it out of the mud pit first." Like lighting, the large Felis scooped a hand around Ilyas waist, and with another...
  20. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private ✪ Finweald Is it wrong to blow off steam after a long fight against gnolls and pick up girls in a VRMMORPG Nightclub?

    Brutus squinted at the other two, he would look down at the shots. He would hear Kyoko's question, then his eyes would instinctively dart to his left to watch Toko's shot remain still, before he would sigh and raise his drink to his lips, slamming it back with ease. He would chuckle a bit...
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