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  1. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal The Story of a Giant learning how to fight with more than just a canon with the help of his Lepus friend and lots of fistfights in a VRMMORPG DeathGam

    "You would sound more believable if you didn't stammer at the start of that." Brutus would reply smugly, sliding his hand down his shirt to unbutton a few buttons, giving her a bit of a show. He would lean down, getting on her eye level, and perhaps affording her a good view of the cleavage...
  2. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Pormont Basic Heroics

    "It's totally fair." Brutus would reply with a grin. He was surprised she fell for it, given that he'd never worn or used a shield around her. That should have been her hint. He would furrow his brow, walking with her as he thought about her story. "I think that...the cake story is the real...
  3. Brutus Dahlgren

    Complete ✪ Finweald Technical Difficulties

    Brutus would have jumped a bit as the man sprayed the mist into the air. His Feline nature kicked in, and he almost swatted at the scholar, almost. He would listen as he explained his project, losing the sauce so to speak. He was smart, sure, but not uh, smart enough for this. When the...
  4. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Second-Time Newcomer

    It's always cute waifu avatars. Brutus mused to himself as he looked her over subtly, his tail flicking idly. He would let her go about introducing herself and explaining her predicament, nodding along slightly. "There sure is a lot to learn all at once, the important thing is to take it in...
  5. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private ✪ Finweald Is it wrong to blow off steam after a long fight against gnolls and pick up girls in a VRMMORPG Nightclub?

    The giant would manage his way to his feet, taking a few steps as the other two darted for the dance floor. He was used to stumbling around drunk as Olivier, which was a much different experience than Brutus. In fact, this was probably the first time he'd ever been drunk drunk as the canoneer...
  6. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal The Story of a Giant learning how to fight with more than just a canon with the help of his Lepus friend and lots of fistfights in a VRMMORPG DeathGam

    Brutus would watch the bunny scamper over to Sam, who for all it was worth was handling the fall like a champ. To be fair, the river spirit was mellow by nature, so the Lion would chalk it up to him simply vibing over there. She would sit there and fuss over the robot while he rose to his...
  7. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Second-Time Newcomer

    The birds were chirping, the wind was blowing, and the giant would find himself whistling as he trudged through the woods. As the resident hero of the woods and the local town of Honeyhome, he often took to patrolling for any local dangers. The wolves had grown more aggressive as of late...
  8. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Gunnin for Gold

    "You're not helping yourself at all with the way you talk." The giant would muse aloud, leaning on the stone as she would pull herself from the mud. Now that was a sight, like a girls gone wild video the woman would stomp over to him wearing nothing but a scowl and a thick layer of mud. "Am...
  9. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal That time I went into starter town and accidentally adopted a little sister in a VRMMORPG death game.

    "That's fine, honestly I've been surprised about the amount of people who've taken me up on the offer myself." He would reply to the woman, looking her over. He could see how she would have problems with people, men especially. "I can't blame you for any of those hiccups, in your position I...
  10. Brutus Dahlgren

    IC: Kiss, Marry, UI-Lock

    "I mean, I told @Toko she'd make any man she married a happy man, so Marry Toko, Kiss @Fiora Di Angelo and then UI lock @Yugam , no offense, I just don't roll that way"
  11. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Pormont Basic Heroics

    Brutus would chuckle slightly, smirking. "Incorrect. You've activated my trap card." He would pick up his pace a little bit, making his way up a hill. "You see, I do Renaissance Faires for a living, so me and my friends are always suited up in armor and shit. Unlike this game, I actually...
  12. Brutus Dahlgren

    Complete ✪ Finweald Technical Difficulties

    "So instead of a system like wifi or radio towers you're basically just uh..." he paused. "Poking very small holes in space and time to bridge the gap in communication?" The giant, noticing that Yugam wanted to take a better look would offer him the device. "I get what you were saying...
  13. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal You Son of a Bee, I'm in!

    Brutus chuckled for a moment. Plan Brutus sounded quite fun if he was being honest, but unfortunately would be less ideal for their current motives. Damn. There was a lot of touch on here, so he would start with his first comment. "That painting is fucking huge. It's about as long as a...
  14. Brutus Dahlgren

    Complete Dunnstads Ilmea's Lament Nooks and Crannies (ft. Brutus and Lily)

    "Nanomachines," Brutus raised an eyebrow. His mind flashed back to the old classic retro videogame Metal Gear, and the cultural touchstone that had sunk into the grandiose collective memetic unconscious of mankind. Such an event had indelibly changed the fate of reality towards the path that...
  15. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Light My Fire

    Brutus would extend a hand and clasp his hand tight. The flame would snuff out in an instant, leaving just a trace wisp of smoke billowing upwards. He would casually reach out, taking the now charred bundle of kindling and chuckling slightly. "Don't be sorry. This is why we're here." He...
  16. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal The Story of a Giant learning how to fight with more than just a canon with the help of his Lepus friend and lots of fistfights in a VRMMORPG DeathGam

    He would chuckle a bit and ruffle her hair affectionately, finally letting her go. "I'm sorry Bun, I didn't mean to spook you, I just needed to lay a diabolical trap. You know, like always." He could hear her heart thump thump thunping along in her chest, this time however, his heart was...
  17. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Gunnin for Gold

    "The lady doth protest too m-" he would stop as the woman placed her hands on his pecks. Ah yes, there it was, the last thing he needed to break the I- "Ah!" He yelped as she reached right for his nipple and gave him a twist. "Mother fuc-" He hissed, grabbing the woman by the arm. "Really...
  18. Brutus Dahlgren

    Complete Main Story (Story Event) Red Fever

    240 Red Fever (7) Red Fever effects temporarily nullified (last cycle) -30 HP from Field Attack +30 HP Second Wind -30 Retal Finisher Protected by Azzy (To be posted) +39 to damage from @Sumire The Giant howled as he kept his onslaught up. He would slaughter bugs wholesale. His canon...
  19. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal The Story of a Giant learning how to fight with more than just a canon with the help of his Lepus friend and lots of fistfights in a VRMMORPG DeathGam

    The lion would sit up, wrapping his arms around the Lepus as she attempted to flee, instead cradling her against him as he sat up. His smirk was sharp enough to slice flesh with as he chuckled boisterously. "Gomen Toko, after an assbeating like that I needed to recoup my pride somehow. I have...
  20. Brutus Dahlgren

    Private Eastern Brisshal Heroes Do More Than Kill Goblins and Drink Ale

    The giant would rise up to his feet, sighing slightly. The end of their day had come and gone so quickly. From helping the elderly, so investigating kidnappings, to smashing up goblins, to having a spa day, to stargazing, it felt like it was such a fast day, like it had gone in the blink of an...
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