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The thrum of booming bass was something Brutus needed right about now. All hell had broken loose out in the wilderness. The giant had gambled everything on stopping some sort of demonic incursion, only for some of those to have fallen. He couldn't imagine how that would have felt, or been...

"I typically don't go for pickup lines to begin with." Brutus would counter, "I tend for the long con. I meet someone and start chatting them up on some sort of shared interest. If I get to know them well by the end of the night I try to get their number. If It's someone at a faire it...

Despite the cheering and screaming, the world was silent for Brutus Dahlgren save for ringing. Blood trailed down his ears, the boom having ruptured something. He would stare down at his scorched hands, covered in gunpower and ash as they trembled. What the fuck had that been? A monster...

"If that were the case." He paused and would turn back to her. "Would you consider Beaver dams natural? They are, for all intents and purposes, the Beavers shaping nature to be more to their liking? And if you consider that natural, could you not consider what we as humans do natural? We...

"I see." He raised an eyebrow as she simply flipped her switch from goopy mud gremlin to sauna mode at seemingly the drop of a hat. He would give her a sideways glance as she began to float on her back, seemingly putting her body on display. He wasn't going to lie, between that rack and toned...

"Depending on when and where you are we use Sir of Maam more or less. In the south it get used all the time. Up north? Not so much. Still." He would shake his head. "I want to do whatever makes you more comfortable honestly. If Chan bothers you or anything, let me know Bun." There would...

Brutus would watch as the blond woman took to the air, her mud soaked hair steaming through the air as the scooped off the mud from her body and slapped it into his face. He would squint as the mud got into his eyes. He would duck his head down into the water to rinse his eyes out, only wo...

"I would swear that the Sheriff for Honeyhome was a UI locked player if it wasn't for the fact that everyone calls him Old Man Stankins." The giant would shuffle about the clearing. He would fiddle with a few things inside the shack. He would late reemerge carrying a large chest, and two...

"Once you get comfortable using your masteries we could always go on a forest patrol." The giant would offer, motioning to the woods. "There's a lot of things to deal with here. You can run into Goblins from the west, or wolves, plant monsters, all sorts of things that make the woods...

"I'm just..." he paused for a moment. "Seeking greater understanding. I understand that your culture puts a lot of stock into that sort of thing. In English we just have things like Sir or Maam, but in Japanese there's like five different ways to refer to someone, each with their own...

Brutus would shorten his stride as he caught up with her, casually placing his hands on the back of his head and stretching his arms out in a carefree manner. Easy peasy, just act cool, calm, and collected. Never mind that she just shut you the fuck down, that didn't matter. He would watch as...

"I've always liked things like DnD and fantasy. I did a lot of theatre work and it's always been fun. Beats sitting in an office and hating my life." He would reach up and scoop the kittens off his head before placing them gently in his breast pocket. He would chuckle, reaching up to pat...

Brutus would sigh, hanging his head slightly as she walked away, muttering to himself. "God damnit..." This is what we get. Shut up. Come on man, she's not gonna take anything we do seriously Bruh, what are we going to do? No fucking clue dude, you got us into this mess with your teasing, we...

"I feel obligated to rate Yugam at least a 7 after UI locking him in Marry, Kiss, UI Lock. He's pretty talented and considerate ladies!"

He would motion to the post next to the shack. "He likes to vibe there on the off chance it rains, he likes the water, I think he misses living in a river." He would pause by the door and adjust himself, redoing a few buttons on his shirt to make himself less scandalous before turning to the...

"I've been sinking a lot of free time into this. I've read a few studies saying that VR can safely replace sleep, plus I get a lot of free time when we travel. I plug myself into my mobile hotspot and zonk out during roadtrips." He would shoot her a grin. "As for death, nah I haven't died...

The Lion would frown slightly as she broke eye contact from him, disappointed. He wasn't out here stripping for nothing, christ, he wanted her to look at him. Her nervousness was cute, but he wanted her to stare at him like Ilya did, he wanted her to want him. He didn't know how to make that...

The giant would watch her as she grew more and more flustered. He could only imagine she was growing more and more red in the face with her additional failure. He would watch with a mixture of amusement, pity, and intrigue as she once again climbed from the mud pool, this time gathering a...

"I know right?" He would pull another apple from his inventory, demolishing it in a couple of bites before tossing the core off the trail and into the underbrush where it could hopefully grow into another apple tree. He would turn back to her, raising an eyebrow. Subtle hints in her posture...

He would quickly jump as a crack of lightning would jolt to his left, nailing a poor tree and scaring the shit out of another player. He would give them an apologetic wave and turn back to Juniper. "Somebody is in desperate need of a training montage it would seem," He would gently pat her on...