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"Astorrrrr!" Alpha roared, her dagger pointed straight at the man. "First, you taxed everyone! Now, you're growing cat ears! Is there no limits to your depravity?!" Alpha was disgusted by his very presence. A man who was supposed to be for the people, taxing people?! What were they, a country? No. Taxes are a tool for the rich to develop infrastructure and public services and armies, and Alpha refused to fund Astor's armies! Honestly, it's just sad how useless they are. What do they even do? Sit around, twiddle their thumbs, buy shiny armor, and spend taxpayer dollars while the real heroes were maxing out their masteries and logging off at 7 PM to make it to McDonald's before the 40pc chicken nuggets were removed from the menu for midnight hours?!
Any soldier born after 2026 can't fight, can't protect, they don't want to work! That's because all soldiers want to do is kill bears, fight spiders, kiss magma gorillas, eat hot chips, and lie. Alpha had to take a stand now, especially with Astor within her reach in all his feline glory. "Fight me, catboy!" she shouted, springing forward with her dagger in hand.
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Attack
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Pierce Weapons | Alphabet Chocolate | Attacking Zelrius
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