Once upon a time there was a princess.
Or that might be how this story would've started if it was some kind sappy romance, but no. Once upon a time there was an Italian woman who cut her fucking pasta with knife and brought shame upon herself and all her forebearers. And while Ari could not teach her how to twirl her pasta with a fork (God knows he'd tried) he could at least teach her to cook, and that way people might overlook the egregious sins she committed every time she put the pasta to the knife.
Consequently, they were also trying to make a pasta dish.
"Carbonara," Ari stated as he laid out the various ingredients on the kitchen counter. "Slightly more complicated than cacio e pepe, not complicated enough that you could possibly fuck it up." That and it was an Italian classic, and Ari had the distinct sensation that Nico needed to get a little more in touch with her roots. "Plus, it should impress the missus," the man added, figuring it might be the one thing that actually pushed Nico into putting in some amount of effort.