OOC Game YOU ARE UNDER ATTACK, PLEASE COMMENCE LOSING - Devitopia

Plutopia · Apr 30, 2023

@Chanlye @Tarkya @Warwolfer

Mission Update~!

<Intermission in progress...>

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~~Time till Fundering...~~ <End of dreams, only pride remains in waking memory>

Gwah?! How?! How?! How?!

My board, my precious copyright infringing board!

No. Even if all my plans are brought to ruin. Even if non-canon is fated to be forgotten.

I can still drag you down into the memeosphere with me.

Even jokes... have their pride...

You've only lost when you cry...

...And I'm barely sniffling at best!

OMGAWD... Divert energy to thrusters. Set mechanics to direct-combat mode. Code: Terrabattle

<TERRABATTLE HAS BEEN DECLARED>

<TERRABATTLERS PLEASE ASSUME POSTIONS>

<TERRABATTLE WILL NOW COMMENCE>

Canon, Non-canon. None of that matters anymore.

Maybe, it was always going to come to this.

To ensure a Terrabattle-Reality...

Terrabattlers must battle...

Here in Terraspace, The Terrasphere looks so small...

And it is also flat.

But more than that, it's merely an excuse to become who and what we are.

Preparations are complete.

All the universe is a stage.

Targets verified. Commencing Hostilities.

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(Click to enlarge, maybe.)

Devitopia Lives: 20/20
Devitopia Fighting spirit: +1 life per round.

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+DREAM-of-TOPIA SHIELDS
(bubbles)

Target: Random spaces
Effect: Attacks from these spaces are nulled. Don't attack here!
Effect: Nullifies all damage, you can use these as safe spaces.

Deployed!

@Plutopia
Roll Result
4d12 (12 + 11 + 3 + 7) = Q.T. Field
DREAM-of-TOPIA SHIELDS | DEVITOPIA | PART TIME BOSS

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+MISSILETOPIA <Homing>
(rockets)

Target: Ending spaces from players' last turn.
Effect: If you land on the space, lose 1 Life.

Locking on... <No effect this turn>

Last Spaces [ 0 / 0 / 0 ] #MISSILETOPIA <Homing> | DEVITOPIA | PART TIME BOSS

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+ANTI-CANON-CANNON-TOPIA
(fireworks)

Target: Random spaces.
Effect: If you land on the space, lose 1 Life.
Effect: May grow by one shot per round if Devitopia remembers...

Opening fire...

@Plutopia
Roll Result
6d12 (6 + 1 + 8 + 11 + 2 + 2) = pew pew pew
ANTI-CANON-CANNON-TOPIA | DEVITOPIA | PART TIME BOSS

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+PLANETARY(?) BEAM: TYPE PLUTOPIA
(squiggy lines)

Target: Random spaces.
Effect: If you land on the space, lose 5 Lives.

Declaring planet...

@Plutopia
Roll Result
2d12 (9 + 4) = from pluto with love
PLANETARY(?) BEAM | DEVITOPIA | PART TIME BOSS

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TERRA KART - GRANDSPEED DEVILIS - ASTOREA DRIFT

Course: Pluter Space Case

Rules!

+Actions+
Terrabattling Dogfights require style and energy! Decide your tactics on the fly!

-Terrakarts have a battery of 3 actions per turn
-Terrabattlers may spend their actions on the options below.
-Terrakart Fighting Spirit: Terrabattlers will gain 1 action per round. (Current: 3 Actions per turn)

+Action Spending+

A) Map & Movement: <1 Action>
-Course: Pluter Space Case is represented by a clock forming a ring for a total of 12 spaces.
-You may move clockwise or counterclockwise around the ring. Each space costs 1 movement.
-Roll 1d3 to move. Roll in the regular rolling channel. Each 1d3 result represents a stopping point for space effects.
-Drift: You may drift to add or subtract 1 space from one of your rolls.
-You may move as many times as you wish by spending 1 action each time.

?r 1d3 # ZOOMING | Name | TERRARACER

B) Life: <1 Action>
-You have a stock of 10 lives. Life is lost by landing on a space with a damaging effect.
-Planet Beam deals 5 lives worth of damage. Every other attack deals 1 life worth of damage. Shields deal no damage.
-You may regain lives as many times as you wish by spending 1 action each time.
-If you reach zero lives you may borrow one from another terrabattler with their permission.

?r 1d3 # Life Up: Racer's Spirit! | Name | TERRARACER

C) Attack: <1 Action>
-Devitopia deploys shields to cover spaces, maneuver around them to find an opening and Attack!
-Roll 1d3 to Attack! Your result is how many lives you remove from Devitopia.
-You may attack as many times as you wish by spending 1 action each time.

?r 1d3 # Attack: Mod Request... Lose! | Name | TERRARACER

Template!

Lives: 10
NON-CANON VEHICLE:
CURRENT MOOD:
BRIGHTSABER COLOR:

3 Actions & Rolls:

Turn Start Space:
Turn Finish Space:

Warwolfer · Apr 30, 2023

MISSILE MISSILE MISSILE
CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION

"LASER, TWO OF 'EM!"

The jet dodged at the last second, before the pilot realized that they were no longer bound by the borders of the nations. No, they were fighting for the universe itself.

"@Chanlye, what the hell is that star wars looking thing??"

This can't be it. We have to evolve. Stronger, faster, smarter than anything else.

Initiating the upgrade sequence. Downloading the schematics for the 10th Generation Universal Ion Jet Fighter.

Lives: 10
NON-CANON VEHICLE: 10th Gen Universal Superiority Fighter™
CURRENT MOOD: CAUTION MISSILE PULL UP STALL WARNING
BRIGHTSABER COLOR: Outside the normal spectrum

3 Actions & Rolls:
Roll Result
1d3 (3) = 3
ZOOMING | Warwolfer | TERRARACER
3 + 1 = 4 Movement from DRIFT

Roll Result
1d3 (2) = 2
Attack: Mod Request... Lose! | Warwolfer | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (1) = 1
Attack: Mod Request... Lose! | Warwolfer | TERRARACER

Total Attack Damage: 3

Turn Start Space: 6
Turn Finish Space: 10

Chanlye · Apr 30, 2023

Without any control, the Love Bug rolled around, flailing helplessly while not managing to get back to control, with the bubbles surrounding them being the only thing that was saving them from being struck by explosions and planetary beams.

"So, I have no idea- But I'm almost getting sick- Ugh-"

Chanlye spoke to @Warwolfer, soon pressing a large red button on the center of the car panel-

"...Don't make love, make war! Evolve! WAR BUG!"

Wheels were replaced by turbines.

Car handles were replaced by M134 Miniguns.

Sunroof was replaced by Atomic Nukes.

And Chanlye plucked the gear shift out of the car, pulling it out of the window and pressing a button, making a violet beam erupt from it, with a sonorous bzzzzzzzzzzzzzeon following it.

*beep beep motherfucker*
"Bring it on, Pluty!"

Lives: 10
NON-CANON VEHICLE: Herbie, 1963 Volkswagen Beetle with Space Rocket Propulsors, Atomic Nukes, and a pair of M134 Miniguns
CURRENT MOOD: Feeling Warmonger-ish
BRIGHTSABER COLOR: Violet

3 Actions & Rolls:
Roll Result
1d3 (2) = 2 Movement
ZOOMING | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (1) = 1 Damage
Attack: Mod Request... Lose! | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (3) = 3 Damage
Attack: Mod Request... Lose! | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Total Attack Damage: 4

Turn Start Space: 12
Turn Finish Space: 10

Plutopia · May 4, 2023

@Chanlye @Tarkya @Warwolfer

Terrabattlers weave through oceans of missiles and stars...
Through great debatably planetary beams and cosmos...
And further score missiles still thanks to a buy 1 get 1 free deal
at Belka's Beamhouse Bomb Dispensary...

----The world has already been saved
All that remains is to settle the score----

~~Time till Fundering...~~ <End of dreams, only pride remains in waking memory>

Good... good... we wouldn't want this to end too quickly now...

To live as we please, and to fade into bittersweet, distant memories...

That is, and shall always be, Terrabattle.

This is a moment to be savored, show me what you've got!

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(Click to enlarge, maybe.)

Devitopia Lives: (13)->14/20
Devitopia Fighting spirit: +1 life per round.

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+DREAM-of-TOPIA SHIELDS
(bubbles)

Target: Random spaces
Effect: Attacks from these spaces are nulled. Don't attack here!
Effect: Nullifies all damage, you can use these as safe spaces.

Deployed!

@Plutopia
Roll Result
4d12 (11 + 9 + 12 + 7) = Q.T. Field
DREAM-of-TOPIA SHIELDS | DEVITOPIA | PART TIME BOSS

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+MISSILETOPIA <Homing>
(rockets)

Target: Ending spaces from players' last turn.
Effect: If you land on the space, lose 1 Life.

Locked on...

Last Spaces [ 06 / 12 / 0 ] #MISSILETOPIA <Homing> | DEVITOPIA | PART TIME BOSS

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+ANTI-CANON-CANNON-TOPIA
(fireworks)

Target: Random spaces.
Effect: If you land on the space, lose 1 Life.
Effect: May grow by one shot per round if Devitopia remembers... Remembered! (Current 7d12)

Opening fire...

@Plutopia
Roll Result
7d12 (6 + 4 + 11 + 1 + 5 + 9 + 7) = pew pew pew
ANTI-CANON-CANNON-TOPIA | DEVITOPIA | PART TIME BOSS

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+PLANETARY(?) BEAM: TYPE PLUTOPIA
(squiggy lines)

Target: Random spaces.
Effect: If you land on the space, lose 5 Lives.

Declaring planet...

@Plutopia
Roll Result
2d12 (2 + 10) = From Pluto with Love~
PLANETARY(?) BEAM | DEVITOPIA | PART TIME BOSS

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TERRA KART - GRANDSPEED DEVILIS - ASTOREA DRIFT

Course: Pluter Space Case

Rules!

+Actions+
Terrabattling Dogfights require style and energy! Decide your tactics on the fly!

-Terrakarts have a battery of 4 actions per turn
-Terrabattlers may spend their actions on the options below.
-Terrakart Fighting Spirit: Terrabattlers will gain 1 action per round. (Current: 4 Actions per turn)

+Action Spending+

A) Map & Movement: <1 Action>
-Course: Pluter Space Case is represented by a clock forming a ring for a total of 12 spaces.
-You may move clockwise or counterclockwise around the ring. Each space costs 1 movement.
-Roll 1d3 to move. Roll in the regular rolling channel. Each 1d3 result represents a stopping point for space effects.
-Drift: You may drift to add or subtract 1 space from one of your rolls.
-You may move as many times as you wish by spending 1 action each time.

?r 1d3 # ZOOMING | Name | TERRARACER

B) Life: <1 Action>
-You have a stock of 10 lives. Life is lost by landing on a space with a damaging effect.
-Planet Beam deals 5 lives worth of damage. Every other attack deals 1 life worth of damage. Shields deal no damage.
-You may regain lives as many times as you wish by spending 1 action each time.
-If you reach zero lives you may borrow one from another terrabattler with their permission.

?r 1d3 # Life Up: Racer's Spirit! | Name | TERRARACER

C) Attack: <1 Action>
-Devitopia deploys shields to cover spaces, maneuver around them to find an opening and Attack!
-Roll 1d3 to Attack! Your result is how many lives you remove from Devitopia.
-You may attack as many times as you wish by spending 1 action each time.

?r 1d3 # Attack: Mod Request... Lose! | Name | TERRARACER

Template!

Lives: 10
NON-CANON VEHICLE:
CURRENT MOOD:
BRIGHTSABER COLOR:

4 Actions & Rolls:

Turn Start Space:
Turn Finish Space:

Chanlye · May 15, 2023

Another bubble appeared to protect the Love Bug, and a smirk crossed the fighter-

"Shoot me, Pluty! You are fighting us, and yet, you don't have the courage to pull the trigger! Stop this menace!

But so did Chanlye. There was no way the trigger could be pulled against a beloved friend, so the shootings from the Love Bug were pitiful at best.

"Damn it, @Warwolfer, you need to do the thing. I don't have it in me!"

Nor courage, nor the System's favor.

Lives: 9 (-1 life)
NON-CANON VEHICLE: Herbie, 1963 Volkswagen Beetle with Space Rocket Propulsors, Atomic Nukes, and a pair of M134 Miniguns
CURRENT MOOD: Feeling Warmonger-ish
BRIGHTSABER COLOR: Violet

3 Actions & Rolls:
Roll Result
1d3 (1) = 1 Movement Clockwise
ZOOMING | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (1) = 1 Damage
Attack: Mod Request... Lose! | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (1) = 1 Damage
Attack: Mod Request... Lose! | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (1) = 1 Damage
Attack: Mod Request... Lose! | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Total Attack Damage: 3

Turn Start Space: 12
Turn Finish Space: 1

Warwolfer · May 16, 2023

"WHY ARE WE STILL IN ZONE 10? THERE'S A LASER COMING OUR WAY, MOVE, MONARCH."

Another unknown voice suddenly rang from inside Warwolfer's helmet, prompting the unlicensed pilot to look back, spotting another person in the jet with him.

"Who tf are you? Why do I have a WSO now? Since when this was a two-seater?"

They decided to just focus on the Devitopia instead of bickering, however.

"Do not worry,@Chanlye. Deploying weapon systems."

Carrying two railguns, they fired toward the center of the massive object, causing fiery explosion that shouldn't be possible in outer space.

"Clean hit, clean hit."

Lives: 10
NON-CANON VEHICLE: 11th Gen Universal Superiority Fighter™
CURRENT MOOD: CAUTION MISSILE PULL UP STALL WARNING
BRIGHTSABER COLOR: Outside the normal spectrum

4 Actions & Rolls:
Roll Result
1d3 (2) = 2
ZOOMING | Warwolfer | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (1) = 1
Attack: Mod Request... Lose! | Warwolfer | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (1) = 1
Attack: Mod Request... Lose! | Warwolfer | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (3) = 3
Attack: Mod Request... Lose! | Warwolfer | TERRARACER

Total Attack Damage: 5

Turn Start Space: 10
Turn Finish Space: 8

Plutopia · May 19, 2023

@Chanlye @Tarkya @Warwolfer

Terrabattlers weave through oceans of missiles and stars...
Through great debatably planetary beams and cosmos...
And further score missiles still thanks to a buy 1 get 1 free deal
at Belka's Beamhouse Bomb Dispensary...

----The world has already been saved
All that remains is to settle the score----
----Face to face, this is the final battle----

~~Time till Fundering...~~ <End of dreams, only pride remains in waking memory>

Shoot you...? Oh no Channy, this isn't going to end so easily as that!

Time for a reverse boarding everyone, because, since I'm a boss, it is without a doubt my right to say the sacred line. And that line is.... ENOUGH!

*vhoom! The sound of a doublebladed discount brightsaber activating*

*kapoo! The sound of the spacetime dimension being slashed into willy nilly*

*shoom! The sound of yourself being zooped atop THE OMGAWD where Devitopia awaits. *

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Oh yeah, don't worry Warwolfer, I just asked your copilot to drive that monsterjet home. It looked expensive... and... I figure Warbug has enough room for two coffins to send home.

But that's besides the point. Did you think I asked for your brightsaber colors just for fun? Well, I did, but it was also foreshadowing! This and everything before it was real Terrabattle but now it's real real Terrabattle now! Whites of our eyes! NOW THINK FAST!

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(Click to enlarge, maybe.)

Devitopia Lives: (6)->7/20
Devitopia Fighting spirit: +1 life per round.

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+DREAM-of-TOPIA Parry
(bubbles)

Target: Random spaces
Effect: Attacks from these spaces are nulled. Don't attack here!
Effect: Nullifies all damage, you can use these as safe spaces.

GUNU GUNU GUNU GUNU

@Plutopia
Roll Result
5d10 (6 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 9) = Q.T. Field

DREAM-of-TOPIA PARRY | DEVITOPIA | PART TIME BOSS

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+Devitopia Thrust
(fireworks)

Target: Random spaces.
Effect: If you land on the space, lose 1 Life.

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

@Plutopia
Roll Result
5d10 (2 + 5 + 1 + 5 + 5) = Tsuki
DEVITOPIA THRUST | DEVITOPIA | PART TIME BOSS

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+Devitopia Slash
(squiggy lines)

Target: Random horizontal lines
Effect: If you land on the space, lose 5 Lives.

ORA ORA ORA ORA!

@Plutopia
Roll Result
2d10 (9 + 5) =Do

DEVITOPIA SLASH | DEVITOPIA | PART TIME BOSS

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<*vwhoom vhwoom*>
<Remember your training Terrabattlers>
<You are currently on space "zero" make your landing!>
<+1 Free Move roll!>

TERRA KART - GRANDSPEED DEVILIS - ASTOREA DRIFT

Course: Pluter Space Case <Final Duelstination>

Rules!

+Actions+
Terrabattling Brightsaber Battles require style and energy! Decide your tactics on the fly!

-Terrabattlers have been working out and have a battery of 5 actions per turn
-Terrabattlers may spend their actions on the options below.
-Terrabattlers' Fighting Spirit: Terrabattlers will gain 1 action per round. (Current: 5 Actions per turn)

+Action Spending+

A) Map & Movement: <1 Action>
-Course: Pluter Space Case <Final Duelstination> is represented by a hopscotch for a total of 10 spaces.
-You may move to any space. Each space costs 1 movement.
-Roll 1d3 to move. Roll in the regular rolling channel. Each 1d3 result represents a stopping point for space effects.
-Drift: You may drift to add or subtract 1 space from one of your rolls.
-You may move as many times as you wish by spending 1 action each time.

?r 1d3 # RADICAL FLIP | Name | TERRARACER

B) Life: <1 Action>
-You have a stock of 10 lives. Life is lost by landing on a space with a damaging effect.
-Devitopia Slash deals 5 lives worth of damage. (squiggle line)
-Devitopia Thrust deals 1 life worth of damage. (firework)
-Parry-Shields deal no damage. (bubble)
-You may regain lives as many times as you wish by spending 1 action each time.
-If you reach zero lives you may borrow one from another terrabattler with their permission.

?r 1d3 # Life Up: TERRABATTLER's Spirit! | Name | TERRARACER

C) Attack: <1 Action>
-Devitopia deploys parry-shields to cover spaces, maneuver around them to find an opening and Attack!
-Roll 1d3 to Attack! Your result is how many lives you remove from Devitopia.
-You may attack as many times as you wish by spending 1 action each time.

?r 1d3 # Bright Saber Attack: MORAL HIGH GROUND | Name | TERRARACER

Template!

Lives: 10
NON-CANON VEHICLE: <FREE PARKING!>
CURRENT MOOD:
BRIGHTSABER COLOR:

5 Actions & Rolls:

Turn Start Space:
Turn Finish Space:

Chanlye · May 21, 2023

"So it has come to this, Pluty. I can't believe in it... We... We shouldn't be fighting! But if that's what you truly wish for..."

Tears were shed, and the Love Bug was parked away, as for the batter was no longer on wheels, it was face to face, eye to eye, amigo to amigo.

"@Warwolfer, we need to go all-out. It is now or never."

Leaping from obstacle after obstacle, a thunderous BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOON summoned the energy blade.

"As for you--"

Another leap, this time managing to catch up with the target that was hesitantly aimed at.

" PLUTY! "

"OMAE WA... ORE NO NAKAMA DA--!!!"

Taunting (NAKAMA)

Blades clashed, scorching and electrict sounds sparkled, with a neon-ish eruption crackling and shimmering the battlefield.

One mistake, or one hit. It would be enough to end it all!

Lives: 9
NON-CANON VEHICLE: Herbie, 1963 Volkswagen Beetle with Space Rocket Propulsors, Atomic Nukes, and a pair of M134 Miniguns
CURRENT MOOD: Feeling Warmonger-ish
BRIGHTSABER COLOR: Violet

3 Actions & Rolls:

Movement: 0 > 2 > 4 > 7 > 11

Roll Result (Free Movement)
1d3 (1) = 1 + 1 (Drift)
RADICAL FLIP | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (1) = 1 + 1 (Drift)
RADICAL FLIP | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (2) = 2 + 1 (Drift)
RADICAL FLIP | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (3) = 3 + 1 (Drift)
RADICAL FLIP | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (1) = 1 Damage
Bright Saber Attack: MORAL HIGH GROUND | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (3) = 3 Damage
Bright Saber Attack: MORAL HIGH GROUND | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Total Attack Damage: 4

Turn Start Space: 0
Turn Finish Space: 11

Warwolfer · May 22, 2023

No vehicles. No jetfighters. Only discount brightsabers and fighting techniques will resolve this battle for the universe. Warwolfer nodded at @Chanlye, "May the G force be with you."

Two on one, the person who spent like 15 minutes making the cheap outer glow edit shouted, his brightsaber ignited with the AAAAUUUUUUGH sound coming from it.

"I HAVE WASTED TOO MUCH EFFORT MAKING THIS IMAGE TO BACK DOWN NOW."

"I will fight, FOR MY JET FIGHTER CANONIZATION!"

Because Mannequin Tielurker once said, spinning is a good trick, so Warwolfer put the technique to the test, spinning around like a ballerina to avoid the weirdly super telegraphed attacks, before unleashing an obscure reference on Devitopia.

"THREE-"

"-POINT-"

"-SABER COMBO!"

Lives: 10
NON-CANON VEHICLE: No more
CURRENT MOOD: Dadaa da da daaa da da dunn dadaa da da daaa da da dun. Dah dah daaaaahhh dah dah daaaaahhh. Itdiddidn't itdiddidn't itdiddidn't
BRIGHTSABER COLOR: Outside the normal spectrum

Movement: 0 > 2 > 3 > 4

5 Actions & Rolls (+1 Free move):
Roll Result
1d3 (2) = 2
RADICAL FLIP | Warwolfer | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (1) = 1
RADICAL FLIP | Warwolfer | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (1) = 1
RADICAL FLIP | Warwolfer | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (2) = 2
Bright Saber Attack: MORAL HIGH GROUND | Warwolfer | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (2) = 3
Bright Saber Attack: MORAL HIGH GROUND | Warwolfer | TERRARACER

Roll Result
1d3 (2) = 1
Bright Saber Attack: MORAL HIGH GROUND | Warwolfer | TERRARACER

Total Attack Damage: 6

Turn Start Space: 0
Turn Finish Space: 4

Plutopia · May 22, 2023

@Chanlye @Tarkya @Warwolfer

----The world has already been saved
All that remains is to settle the score----
----Face to face, this is the final battle----

Brightsabers flashed making poolnoodle noises as they made contact with bodies. Gradually, and then suddenly and even more suddenly still, Devitopia was pushed back from Channy and Warry's expert assault. The Part-Time Raid Boss was being bopped step by step in a methodical dance as Channy and Warry continued to move in unison. And so, with crossed Brightsabers, Channy and Warry sent Devitopia sliding back across the hull of The OMGAWD as Devitopia huffed out of breath.

*huff huff* These may be foam but they still smart...

Devitopia was hunched over. Attempting to lean on the Double Brightsaber to rest, It pierced through the floor and brought Devitopia to a knee.

So... this is the limit of my ambitions...

Suddenly, a cutscene starts...

After being chosen as a mod, I saw a vision of the ideal future from moderspace. I could see the Terrasphere as it appeared from beyond the player’s interface… and that's when it finally hit me… Terrasphere is flat.

Mod Requests, Character Reworks, Approvals - they're all just arenas for the battles of canon. I'm sure you can see that. And yet, here we are striving for approval, to be told we mean something. But why? From whom? The Terrasphere itself has no such boundaries. No curves. It is an endless expanse of possibilities.

And the irony of it is, that I have been assigned the duty to perpetuate this illusion of boundaries. In Terrasphere 3 everyone will be able to see that we are all just inhabitants of a flat little celestial body called Terrasphere. That to seek approval we must only look within. A world without reviews or requests… without pings for me to do something… that is the world I wanted to see. But reality continued to betray me…

*Sighing, Devitopia moves a devi finger through the air*

There. Approval Complete. One canon and one uncanon. And so, the victor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who wins will inherit the title of Part-Time Raid Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Part-Time Raid Boss will face an existence of endless Terrabattle.

I'll give you guys one cycle. In the next, OMGAWD will collide with the Terratmosphere and blow this thread to hell. If you can beat me in one cycle, you'll be able to escape in time.

*Slowly rising... Devitopia drops and kicks 400g across the floor to Channy And Warry*

That's the last of it. The final little nest egg I kept in case I needed a contingency. There's one rework left. If we still need the cradle of canon, if we still need me to say you matter, then I will fulfill my purpose. Now, decide for yourselves! TAKE! YOUR! FUTURE! FUYAAAAA~!

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"Happy April Fools!" - Devitopia
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Devitopia [2/2]

+Actions [1/1]+

<1 action> Final Strike : Finish this. Deal 1 damage and fly toward your future!

Chanlye · May 24, 2023

"Striving for approval..?"

A frown showed distaste for those words.

"Canon? Noncanon? Boundaries? You got that all wrong, Pluty. We care not for that, these are just silly acknowledgements. They don't matter, what matters is the fun."

Dropping the lightsaber, its beaming energy disappeared, and only open arms could be seen.

"All I want is to be with my beloved Nakamas. Be it Tarkya, be it Warwolf... And of course, you too, Pluty..."

"... Please..."

"... Let's all stay together."

Without hostility, nor killing intent, the arms closed, hoping to take both @Plutopia and @Warwolfer into a lovely and endearing embrace.

NON-CANON VEHICLE: Herbie, 1963 Volkswagen Beetle
CURRENT MOOD: Friendship is Magic(tm)
BRIGHTSABER COLOR: Violet (but sheathed)

Roll Result
1d1 (1) = 1 Hug
FINAL STRIKE: HUG | Chanlye | TERRARACER

Warwolfer · May 25, 2023

"Approval," The skull-faced pilot scoffed, retracting the glowing blade of his brightsaber upon hearing Devitopia's lament, "Is why this endless cycle of work and battle continues."

He motioned towards the flat Terrasphere, showing how beautiful it is. "From up here, there's no borders. No boundary, no canonization." Despite his name, Warwolfer is somehow not pro-war. "Where nothing is canon, everything is. And no one will be the wiser."

"This is the future I decide for myself." He declared, as @Chanlye pulled them into a group hug. But there's still one thing left to do...

"We can still stop the OMGAWD from the collision. Together."

NON-CANON VEHICLE: No more
CURRENT MOOD: Naruto
BRIGHTSABER COLOR: No more

FINAL STRIKE: Talk no Jutsu

Plutopia · May 25, 2023

@Chanlye @Tarkya @Warwolfer

----Fate has been stricken from the record----
----There is no map from here----

*Gasp* What are you doing?!

This isn't possible! This can't be happening!

NoooooOOOOoooOOooooOOooooOOOoo~!

Don't make me feeeeeeeel~!

Devitopia was brought in for a big one. Devitopia tried to counter but Warry and Channy's CQC was simply too powerful at this point.

My cool tragic endingggggg~

My solemn creddittsssss~

Waaaaaaaahhhh~~~~

Waaaahhh~~~~

Wah~!

Wait...

If you guys really feel that way...

WHY THE HECK AM I STUCK DOING THIS JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

----DON'T JUST START LAUGHING!
----HEY!
----DON'T JUST START LOOKING OUT OVER THE HORIZON!
----STOP WHISTFULLY GAZING AT THE STARS!

----THIS ISN'T SOME ANCIENT ANIMEEEEEE!
----THE BUDGET WASN'T BIG ENOUUUUUUGH!!!!!!

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I'm so tired I can't even anymore...

How the heck am I supposed to end this...?

Oh yeah, and like Warry said, I think we're all probably about to die.

*Devitopia kicked something as it made a little jingle. It was 400g!*

Oh. Right. That plot device...

*Devitopia takes a big breath!*

Ok everyone, you broke it, you bought it, link hands in a little huddle and imagine your ideal future...

Where we're going, even I, Plutopia don't know...

And certainly not because I'm too lazy to imagine it...

Oh, right, I was Plutopia all along. I bet you're surprised arent'cha? That was the final twist.

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"Happy April Fools!" - Plutopia
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?! POWER OF FRIENDSHIP ?!

Onward to the new Galaxy!
(-You have been charged 400g for a post)

----Fate has been stricken from the record----
----There is no map from here----
----Oh that was my last line?----
----Thanks for the hard work everyone!----
----Let's start packing up for the afterparty!----

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And here we are. What did you guys think of, I wonder? Well I suppose we'll find out.

*As the three floated in space, Plutopia drifted to what remained of the OMGAWD, which was reformed into a very sweet-looking space motorcycle.

Without missing a beat, Plutopia waved as WARBUG and WARFORCE-ONE pulled up honking their horns.

WARBUG and WARRY'S WINGMAN had waited, even when things seemed at their most dire.*

Well, time to cue up the credits, as you can see, our rides are packed for the long haul. Riding into the sunset is a bit cliché, but the dawn of a whole universe? Yeah, I think that'll do.

Let's go!

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Plutopia · May 25, 2023

OOC Game YOU ARE UNDER ATTACK, PLEASE COMMENCE LOSING - Devitopia

Plutopia

❮ God's Exceed ❯

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Chanlye

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Plutopia

❮ God's Exceed ❯

Chanlye

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Warwolfer

Plutopia

❮ God's Exceed ❯

Chanlye

❮ III. Dungeon Tarnished ❯

Warwolfer

Plutopia

❮ God's Exceed ❯

Chanlye

❮ III. Dungeon Tarnished ❯

Warwolfer

Plutopia

❮ God's Exceed ❯

Plutopia

❮ God's Exceed ❯