Open Eastern Brisshal When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.

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It was her first time logging in and though excited there was some apprehension. After all, Courtney Barkridge, now known as Marigold Diablo had only played video games a few times in her life. More than that, in the real world she wasn't an athlete or actually very talented at all. Even so, it's said that talent is often times forged through hardship and little did Marigold know that from now on, hardship would be a constant companion.

Looking around, Marigold Diablo couldn't help but enjoy the view. She was a few yards above the tree line and the crystal blue sky stretched out before her. It was a whole new world after all, untouched by the modernization of skyscrapers and paved roads. This thought lasted only moments before gravity gained a new victim.

"Oh shit!"

Now she was falling. Why the game had logged her in high above the tree line was anyone's guess, though it may have had something to do with her rolling a two when on her birth die when she was creating her character.

"Gotta do something. Aim for the treeeee!"

First attempting to swim through the air, Marigold Diablo realized quickly that this wasn't going to work. Swimming only works when you're in water after all, so instead she began flapping her arms.

"I CAN'T DIE, I JUST GOT HERE! COME ON GIVE ME A BREAK!"

As Marigold continued plummeting to the ground while flapping her arms, a sereneness came over her.

"I see, maybe I just wasn't meant for this world... No! I can't think like that! I want to learn real magic and be awesome! I have to do my best. FLAP HARDER!"

whether through some God's pity or sheer chance, Marigold's flapping did something. Suddenly a blast of blue energy, like a small firework went off from both of her hands. The force was enough to push the girl towards a tree.

"I DID IT! NOW JUST TO GRAB A--"

A tree branch cracked as Marigold plummeted through it. Then another. Each branch she pashed through on her way down cracked and bounced her up momentarily.

"AH-- SHIT--- AH--- GOD--- COME--- ON"

Until finally, Marigold hit the ground hard, though not hard enough to kill her.

"Owwwwwww...."

Tears began welling up in the girl's eyes but she quickly wiped them on her sleeve.

"No, I can't give up. I'm going to learn magic. You have to be tough to learn magic. Just think of that rope trick you tried when you almost accidentally hung yourself. That didn't kill you and neither will this. Still, for a game this isn't every fun..."

Slowly and painstakingly, Marigold got herself up on the ground and began dusting her self off.

"Well I made it through the landing, things can only go up from here."

A red flag.

"Wait what's that buzzing?"

The buzzing was an angry swarm of bees. On her way down, Marigold had unknowingly sent a bee hive toppling to the ground leading to this predicament.

"BEEEEEES!"

Taking off running, really more of a jog as Marigold and her real life alter ego were anything but athletic, Marigold looked for any type of shelter she could find.

"Bee's can't swim! There's gotta be a pond or something near here I can jump into, right! Right! It's a forest so there has to be!"

The bees were hot on the girl's trail as she plowed through bushes and trampled grass.
 
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LIL' DOGGO spread the map as hard as she could, in hopes maybe that would give her a better clue as to where to go. But unfortunately, comically stretching the linen didn't grant her any sort of cartography skills.

What's with all these lines?! What does this mean!



DOGGO pressed a finger over the contour lines. Some were spaced out, specifically on this area, and some were not, yet all she could tell apart were the fancy colours hers had. Defeated, doggo rised her head up to the skies, to the clouds, here it's when she noticed a foreign object moving at astounishing speeds.

Woah...



And suddently, that same object turned blue, a blast of energy that shines bright enough to be confused for a miniature sun. A gasp escaped Doggo's lips as she realized just what exactly this is.

... A SHOOTING STAR? AT THIS PART OF THE GAME AT THIS TIME OF THE DAY? Oh I wish for infinite money, and to be taller, and to learn how to read a map.


...

Wait isn't it only one wish per shooting star..?



No time to think it through, since that shooting star crossed way too close to earth. Perhaps a trick of the eye, yet curiosity took the best out of her and instead the beastfolk ran towards it's direction. Perhaps an event? The excitement made her all the more impatient, as the more bushes and trees she crossed, the less and less her drive to chase after it got. That, and the sweat beads down her forehead asked for a break to catch her second wind.

"BEEEEEES!"

Not a chance, unfortunately, heightened senses got her ears flickering, tilting her head in direction of the scream that went straight in her direction, and a few bushes later, the literal embodiment of a jumpscare came into view. A white haired devil, followed by a swarm of some sort!

BEEEEEEEEEES!



Hands aimed towards Mari, DOGGO shot out a waterstream from her palms, aiming straight to the woman and the insects themselves, only giving up on her assault after a few seconds of torrential liquid enough to fill in a bunch of buckets full of water.

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"Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god"

Marigold put all of the small athletic energy she had into running and not falling.

"Can't fall. If I fall I die. I won't be the first girl in the horror movie. I'm definitely last girl material."

As the girl ran she suddenly spotted a small dog-like person.

Awwwww! How cute! I wonder if this game is like that one I heard of where you're forced into manual labor on a deserted island but everything is very cute. You know, If I wasn't about to be stung death by these bees I'd definitely pet it.

As she ran towards the dog, Marigold meant to shout 'hi! a little help?!' instead what came out was...

"OH GOD YOU'RE TOO CUTE TO DIE. I MUST PROTECT YOU. RUN, DOG, RUN! HELL IS BEHIND ME AND HELL IS ANGRY!"

Watching as the dog-person held up their hands, Marigold grinned.

So Hell is behind and death is in front. I guess if I'm going to die being killed by this puppy person isn't so bad.

Marigold let her eyes wander to the crystal clear blue sky. Tear drops began to well in her eyes once more.

"It's a terrible day for rain..."

Ironic she spoke those words because suddenly she was hit by what felt like a firehose knocking her down.

"Please tell me the water got the bees..."

Getting up quickly in case she was about to be stung, Marigold looked to see that the dog person hadn't only soaked her. But the bees as well.

"Flawless victory."

Gathering herself, Marigold stood up soaking wet.

Gotta be cordial but also I need them to know I'm no pushover in case they try and rob me.

"Thanks for that puppy, though of course this was all a part of my plan. Anyway, how would you like me to repay you? Head pats? Tummy rubs?"

It was easy to see on her face that Marigold had never owned a dog but loved animals and wanted very much to pet this new person.

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If a running lady with white hair wasn't scary enough, she begun to shout. Shout about cuteness, death and fleeing, all the more disturbing had to be her grin!

DOGGO didn't know if this was a boss fight, but she sure made the part to look like one through demeanour alone, and she also couldn't think too hard as seconds were precious and this woman, the swarm queen, approached her with every fraction of a moment that passed, and so like a firefighter, she sprayed the hell out of the swarm, the demonic lady, and everything that could catch wind a few meters behind.

Please tell me the water got the bees...



Please don't hurt DOGGO, Lady of The Swarm, I swear It wasn't my fault!



DOGGO cried out, her eyes shutting close harder as her legs quivered despite not being the one sprayed with ice-cold water to get a reaction like that out. In pitch black, she relied on oversensitive ears that wiggled to the faintest of sounds now more than ever.

"Thanks for that puppy, though of course this was all a part of my plan. Anyway, how would you like me to repay you? Head pats? Tummy rubs?"



The sudden movement out of the Swarm Lady who stood back up crystal clear for her to picture, forcing a yelp out of her. Fear forced her eyes open once again, swelling with tears at her best attempt of a sad puppy face.

I'm sowwy. I didn't wanna hurt your bee-



Wait, she said head pats?

OI! You just wanted to spook DOGGO? This game's pretty hard and I thought you were a boss fight, like my friend Omega or... Or something, I don't know, but you very RUDE!



A FURIOUS doggo face, or at least, she tried to as best as she could. No one took her very seriously when she tried to play the part, but maybe this time it would, given she shown her capabilities as a firehose.


...But I'll take a few headpats as an apology, and a few more as reward. And they better be good, else i'll tell Jiejie and she will smack you real hard. BEElieve me.


Wagging a finger back at her repeatedly so, Doggo bent forth, adjusting her visor cap with both hands.

Huhuhu! Yes I will tell my sister so don't test me, miss swarm lady. And tell me your name because I can't call you swarm lady, that's too long and you don't have bees anymore!


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"My bees? I don't own bees. These were enemy bees. Bad guys bees. Devil bees. I'm not a swarm lady! That would be weird. I'm actually a... a... Witch? Magician? Sorcerer? I don't really know what my title is but I use magic! That the important part!"

Marigold wiggled her fingers.

"I also didn't mean to spook anyone. Actually if anyone's getting spooked its me because what the hell is all this? I logged in, in the middle of the sky, fell through a tree which hurt a lot mind you, then got chased by bees. Rough start if you ask me..."

Reaching out, the girl began to pet the dog-person.

"But I guess it looks like all that its the past now, hopefully I guess. Maybe now I'll catch a break and be able to just play the game? Though I don't really know how to play or what I'm doing. Actually, maybe you can help me with that? What's the point of this game? I'll be honest, I just joined because I wanted to use magic but I don't even know how to do that? On top of that, where even are we? Is everything in the forest that mean? Sorry, I also don't know any of the people that you're talking about, I mean to be fair I don't know anyone here but you, since you're the first person (person?) I've talked to."

The girl was filled to the brim with questions, but honestly it sort of made sense since she had no idea what this world was, what she was doing in it, or what she was supposed to be doing.

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"Hmmmmmm...."

"HMMMMMMMMM..."

"HRMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..."

"Nope, I've got nothing."


X sighed as her head turned toward the sound of the very commotiony commotion going on behind her. She was currently sitting on a rock staring at a creek. That quiet time seemed to be over though, so rising, X stretched, and scratching her head, headed over to see what all the fuss was about. Parting the branches she saw someone, and approached calling out:

"Lady, I've got a lot of respect for diligent pet owners who cherish their companions, and I'm glad you two are having fun, but do you think you could keep it down a little? I'm trying to have an existential crisis over there..."

X gestured with a thumb behind her.

"Actually that's a funny looking dog, in a cute way, what kind of breed is... SON OF A BITCH!"

X's eyes shot wide open as she assumed a battle stance and pointed.

"Lady that's no dog! That's a Caenis! Are you insane?! Just back away from it slowly and I'll send it packing."

X looked down at the diminutive little cutie with all the seriousness of someone having discovered a cobra in their toilet. She was currently having an 'okay grandma' moment as she had apparently missed the memo on the whole playable Caenis thing.

"I guess you bastards didn't learn your lesson at the wall! (Castlewatch) ---Alright no weird light zombies? CHECK. Is the dog riding a bigger dog? No? GOOD. WHERE'S THE TIMER?! IS THE WORLD ENDING?! NO? AWESOME!"

X took a deep breath to pointlessly steel herself for a life or death battle.

"Then go back to your weird floating mountains moon mutt! Shoo! Shoo!"

X shooed with her hands towards Hylands as Cubey, a floating tinker pod and X's prized assistant droid, seemed to be loading some kind of update to its terribly outdated O.S. : Progress [1/99999999999999]

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Ahh, I see. So everyone except me is insane.

Marigold held up her hands so her body made a "Y".

"Hark unto me thou lady of... cube! I, Marigold Diablo, first of her line, nearly last of her line, slayer of bees, tamer of Dog People, Witch Sorcerer Wizard Queen of Zarbok...

Maybe if I just make up enough words she'll understand and then not kill the both of us.

"...Lieutenant of the Terror Sky, and Master of Magical Maladies, Guardian of the... ipodometer, and reigning constable of the Gorgonzola magical college, Thou... ugh... hast met... me... and should probably be doing some despairing! Yeah, that's it! Despairrrr."

Marigold didn't really understand why this world hated her so much, but figured if she was going to die she'd go down swinging.

"My dog friend saved me from bees, so if you're going to attack, I'll have to give you the bees knees."

Out of left field a Dad joke... no, not even a dad joke. This pun was from an another age, a time when it seemed the world was devoid of comedy. This was the Grandpa joke.

"Heh..."

Marigold got a kick out of it. A moment later, unsure of what she should do, Marigold took what she believed to be a fighting stance.

"I don't want to hurt anyone, well that's not true, I sort of want to blow up a monster with magic. But I'm mostly a little against violence in general, and a lot against violence when I'm the one the violence is targeting."

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"??????"

X tilted her head, and raised her hands to match Marigold's Y.

"Caenis. Enemy. Big bitey. Bad times. Oh no."

Why do I always have to deal with the weirdos. Seriously what did I do to deserve this? Nothing, huh? Well I guess in Terrasphere it always comes down to a fight...

"Hhhhhhaaaaaaaa..."

X took a great, deep breath.

"...Huuuuuuuuuu"

And released it. Her eyes sharpened. The world seemed to still. X's hand moved with a blur drawing the ultimate weapon. An Armament that could end any conflict in an instant. A white flag.

*fwoop*

The little white flag flapped heroically in a lazy passing breeze just once or twice, then just kind of sank like the spirits of its weilder.

"You win. Whatever. I don't care anymore. Just don't feed it after midnight. X is tired. X is going to sit back down on her X rock. Don't follow me, X is SAD right now. BIG. THINKY. ALONE TIME. UNDERSTAND?"

X tossed the flag over her shoulder where it poofed. And headed back where she came.

"What am I doing."

O.S. : Progress [2/99999999999999]

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