A Certain Dreamer's Campus
Ziiiiiip!
Whiiiiiiiirl!
Fweeeeeeeuuuuuuuu!!!
The tiny drone darted through the campus like a royalty free blue blur, weaving between students with reckless abandon. A stack of books went tumbling as one poor soul jumped back in surprise. Another unfortunate student found himself the victim of a daring low-altitude maneuver, a quick vroom right between his legs, sending him tripping face first into a passing girl. Cue the sparkles, awkward blushes, and a theme song for a romantic comedy that surely...
No! That's not the focus! NO romance here!
A cheerful, loud voice akin to the most annoying of cartoon mascots blared from the little blue menace:

"Hellooo! I'm your friendly announcement bot, proudly sponsored by your Nexus funded affiliates! Remember, campus will be closed next Friday! Also hot news! McDoggos is bringing piping hot hotdogs to everyone at half price TONIGHT!"

"Back in Primary School, if you didn't want ads, you just didn't look at your phone. Now they chase you… screaming."

"I think it's cute, though!"
The drone zipped, dipped, and then without any sense of personal boundaries, came to a perfect hover right in front of a particular student. Not destiny. Not divine intervention. Just… targeted marketing algorithms.
Still, perhaps Mylar would choose to believe otherwise.

"Attention, sword enthusiasts! TONIGHT after 7 PM, the Local Fencing League is holding an open meeting RIGHT HERE at your school! Ever wanted to witness legendary swordsmanship up close? Ever dreamed of meeting a true master? Well, if you're one of the FIRST FIVE to sign up as a brand new fencer tonight, you'll get to meet the renowned Miss Morrow herself! Two time International Sword Fighting Champion! A prodigy in fencing, kendo, HEMA and basically anything involving sharp, pointy objects! She's so good, she could probably beat you with your own fingernails! Don't miss it!"

"Huh. Isn't she the one that gives to all those charities? Are we a charity case now? Damn I should have enrolled elsewhere..."
The drone continued to spew ads as it flew away from @Mylar...
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