Complete Comms Main Story (S4) Scenario VBMS3: The Calculator

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Scythe Mastery ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Spirit Magic ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Aeromancy ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Hydromancy ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Corrupt

Hey, RoboWaifu! We just want to talk! No one has to di-ohkay...no one else has to die! We can work this out...peace...okay we can work this out. Maybe. Parley?

@Skyswimsky*​

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Wait you actually bark?

@Ash Vargold​

 

[Ash Vargold]

Ash looks at @Kyra Vashtana, completely straight faced, and then-

"Meow."

It's a decent impression, actually.

 

[Luthien]

There's a pause after @Kyra asks her question to @Vargold, causing the elf to look at the man with curiosity.

"... pffft, ahahahaaa!"

The straight faced meow from the man had been the last thing expected, especially given the current circumstances around them, and she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

 

 

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Scythe Mastery ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Spirit Magic ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Aeromancy ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Hydromancy ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Corrupt

Wait...are you a cat, or a dog? I thought you were a wolf!

@Ash Vargold​

 

[Nova]

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I keep forgetting to check this comms thing! So...what do we think are in these eggs?

 

[Luthien]

"No clue @Nova, but man these magia sure like their little egg themes huh… wonder if they’d lose their shit if they new Easter is a thing we celebrate IRL. "

She turns then to give the newbie a thumbs up.

"That was a nice shot back there, nailed @Harper’s double perfectly."

 

 

[Nova]

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Nova blushes slightly, her feathery ear tufts wiggling in joy at the compliment.

"Thanks @Luthien! Your advice really helped and I'll keep practicing. We have a lot more targets to go! Let's do thissssss!"

 

[Ash Vargold]

"I'm a human playing a character in an evil videogame, Kyra. Now let's get back to the important things, kay?"

@Kyra Vashtana

 

[Legion]

@Kyra Vashtana

Miss kitty, listen! There's something moving inside this shiny egg!

We just have to channel our inner momma gooses! Honk~!

I'm pretty sure it's geese...

No, we're the geese. Now come and help us snuggle it alive! You too, scythe kitty! Cast aside your shame and embrace our new child!

 

[Skyswimsky*]

@Ash Vargold

Such curiosity! <Beep Boop> Savior - noun: a person who saves someone or something from danger or difficulty.

... Of course, I could answer like that! But where would be the fun in that? Now, a most simple question requires a most simple answer: Yoooouuuuur purpose is to save the Landers!

@MAI

Howdy! I daresay to remember telling you to drop the formalities, and on top of thaaaat you're now asking a question I already answered?! It's like I'm talking to a wall! A wall that does not listen and breaks my poor, little, heart!

Lucky for you I am quite generous today! We're playing games to. Have. Fun! Buuut, for children like you, they also provide a most valuable learning experience. Isn't that great!?

...

And while I have to say to feel quite flattered by your most generous offer. It'd be a. To. Tal. Scam! Trading our bootleg Magia for the adorable real thing? I'd much rather have you destroy it!

@Kyra Vashtana

Robot. Waifu!? Who told you that name?! Now, while I do not know what you're on about. Let me tell you that, technically, nobody is going to die today! Ooooor at the very least, not if you just do what we tell you to!

 

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You still meowed. From now on I'm calling you Ashitty the Wonder Cat.

@Ash Vargold​

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Hey...that's Miss Scythe Fox. And move over, I need space to come cuddle properly. Or...ah, screw it let me just get underneath you here...

@Legion​

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Wait...no one's dying today? But...that's what Skynet said too, and look at how that movie ended. Is peaceful resolution not an option? We can talk it out and have some hot chocci and...do you drink?

@Skyswimsky*​

 

[Skyswimsky*]

@Kyra Vashtana

Ah! Such flattery! I'll have you know I am quite the vanilla lover myself! So, how about you do what my friend here tells you to do, and then we can talk over a nice cup of whatever your heart desires!?

 

[Ash Vargold]

Over voice and party chat, Ash sends a message...

"@Lady N! @Harper! I don't know if you're picking this up, but we're getting you out of there!"

Or at least, he was going to try.

 

[Luthien]

"Tell you what, @Null, if you give us a hand with Calc over here you can keep @Kyra for tea time afterwards."

 

 

[MAI]

"Suggestion - do not listen to the Starcalled. They are too preoccupied with emotions running high."

"Request - the unit MAI has two queries. The unit ❰ Null ❱ has mentioned a sickness affecting the Vintergard magia. If time allows, please elaborate in detail."

"Second query - the two eggs persist in this place. What is inside of them?"

@Skyswimsky*

 

[Ash Vargold]

("We've been eaten by Giygas, @MAI. I'm allowed to be a little tilted.")

 

[Harper]

After a bit, a somewhat garbled and corrupted message would be sent via voice chat.

"A----Ha----! ird--- oop! S-S-S-S-Sing-----agia---ng---fu--ghting!" @Ash Vargold "

 

[Ash Vargold]

"...I'll take that as an affirmative!"

@Harper

Did she say something about singing? What?

 

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Drink whatever...? Yes! Absolutely yes! Just let us...get out of this, and then I will treat you to...whatever you want to drink. Even if it's my blood. Well, okay maybe not that...but you know what I mean. I think.

@Skyswimsky*​

 

[Skyswimsky*]

@MAI

The eggs? There is no time to worry about those eggs anymore! It was all just supposed to be a mock battle and test your worth. Beat them up a little, get acquainted, and have. some. exposition! Because the real deal is out there in the real Vintergard. And if you had failed: then kaboosh! You simply wouldn't be worth it. But now... now The Calculator is possessed by the most vile Dissonance - as it is known - and there is nothing either you or I can do! It's a miracle I am still myself!

@Kyra Vashtana

Well my dear creepy friend, then stop gapping and finally get out of here! I can only leave this escape open for so much longer.