Complete Comms Main Story (S4) Scenario VBMS3: The Calculator

[Yugam]

So uh...how did all...this happen? Points fingers vaguely at all the Legions

@Legion ​

 

[Ash Vargold]

"Some kind of magic or something...? Maybe summoning."

"And I don't awoo. ($350 penalty.) Just normal human noises."

@Yugam @Legion

 

[Siondhe]

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Hey...I don't want to keep anyone in unlawful confinement. It'll be totally lawful. Mostly...totally mostly...is so cute...

@Harper​

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I mean you're all...kind of cute...I guess all of you? I mean then I can have like, a collection. Each one being kinda unique, but similar. That would be awesome, right?

@Legion​

 

[Skyswimsky*]

"How wonderfully eager all of you are! That is to say, truly fascinating! The robot goes: <beep boop> Don't press the button or face potential execution. And all you do is press it so so much stronger!

Maybe we should have removed the button, hmm?!

 

[Ash Vargold]

"That's, uh. That's how it goes, usually. You tell a player not to do something and they take it personally."

@Skyswimsky*

 

[Luthien]

"It’ll be fiiine, @Mizuki. What’s it gonna do, one-shot us—oh… hmmm. "

A brief flash of concern passes her face as Null speaks up, before shrugging in response.

" Well @Vargold isn't wrong, besides what kind of training would this be if we didn’t explore all available options?"

 

 

[Legion]

@Yugam @Ash Vargold

Hm… (She looks at her surroundings). Maybe someone tripped over a plug somewhere?

No, no, they’re talking about Legion! Duh!

Ooohhhh! I think the backstory involved a secret cloning facility deep in Vintergard.

What? No! We’re the scattered fragments of the goddess Rhiannon!

Huh? I thought we were supposed to be copies of the first Faerin, before got corrupted?

@Kyra Vashtana

Oh? Which one of us is cutest? (Suddenly, several of them notice and rush over to stare up at Kyra expectantly).

Spoiler: Because I missed you in the main thread…

@MAI

This statement is fal—

—Stop! You’ll break her!

But I wanna see if it works!

No, she’s on our side… I think…

Don’t worry, I’ll turn her back on right away!

This

Don’t!

Statement

Don’t do it!

Is

Make good choices!

A friendly hello!

Haha, you thought I was really gonna do it, didn’t you! Nope! We love our robot friends!

Aww~! (Pulls both into a hug)

 

[Yugam]

While looking at @Ash Vargold So, are they pulling our leg or something?

@Legion ​

 

[Ash Vargold]

"If they're a player...? Could just be their idea of fun. A weird one, but I've got no room to judge."

@Yugam

 

[Yugam]

Fair enough.

@Ash Vargold ​

 

[Siondhe]

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Cutest? Hmmm...

The one...with the white hair...and coloured eyes...

@Legion​

 

[Luthien]

"Pssst, hey @Kyra! I heard something reeeally cute is inside that golden egg, but it needs your healing cuddles to break out…"

 

 

[MAI]

MAI clearly wasn't used to being hugged, judging from how she nearly jumped out of her synthetic skin at the action.

"C-correction - logical paradoxes and other fallacies cannot shortcircuit or otherwise damage this unit. Proposal - a-allow this unit to finish hacking into the level checker..!"

@Legion

 

[Ash Vargold]

"...speaking of taking things personally. What the fuck."

 

[Ueno Mizuki]

...I'm offended. (Mizuki shook her head, then looked at @Luthien.) We need to get the fake Ash out of the way. Can you disable him?

 

[Luthien]

"Hah! I guess you do awoo after all, @Vargold ~"

Attention turns to @Mizuki as she speaks, nodding in response.

"Gotcha, one cold gust of wind coming right up!"

 

 

[Lady N]

(S4) Scenario VBMS3: The Calculator

"There are areas in this trap that look like errors of some kind. ...I'm going to investigate. ..I don't need any help. This is already your faults for obediently hitting that thing... .probably. (Looking away Chlesea made a move for the closest of the glitches.)"

 

[Ash Vargold]

"And apparently you're secretly a yandere, @Luthien. We're learning all sorts of things about each other today."

Ash glances towards the flickering spaces, and then towards @Lady N.

"From the sounds of it, we'd be worse off if we didn't hit the thing. Good luck on the glitch hunting."

And then finally, towards [Null](@Skyswimsky*)...

"You all keep calling us 'Saviors'. What does that mean? Saviors of what?"

 

[MAI]

<beep boop>

<Establishing direct line of communication with Magia, designation ❰Null❱>

<Awaiting response>

"Proposal - Answer this query: Why is the Magia unit ❰ Null ❱ interested in playing a 'game' instead of slaughtering the Starcalled the ensure an advantage for the Magia of Vintergard."

Proposal - Answer this additional query: May we exchange the Starcalled @Kyra Vashtana for her superior Magia version, Kyaa! ?

<Awaiting response>

@Skyswimsky*

 

[Luthien]

"Okay, fiiine, I kinda deserve that one @Ash."

That didn't stop Lúthien from sticking her tongue out at him, before @Harper's words caught her attention.

"Pffft, dunno where it got the suicidal from—that's some faulty ass scanning that Calc has over there."