
"Aww~ I'm sure nippy there just likes ya! If my countless hours racked up playing Barbie Horse Adventures has taught me anything, first, that game kicks ass, and second, life's all about give and take, right~? Maybe give em a little nibble to show ya care~?"
(Cynna fails to wink)
"Ah~ but for that other questiono though, uhhhhhhh... maybe someone else oughta fill you in, yeah? Speaking from the trenches though, when this game came back to realm reborn it all, I got roped into a bug war, and they were controlled by a Canadian Demon no less, but first we fought mushroom people along the way. Then, I wound up fighting a giant robot instead. Then, I fought the bugs after. I mention the bug-shrooms because there was a giant robot, you're gonna start to see a theme here...
After that, well, I was busy with work, but apparently there was ANOTHER giant robot (see?), like what the hay, right? And then it ate somebody and though honestly he was pretty badass on the court when it straight up downloaded him, I think a lotta people got bummed about it later.
And here we are now. Today's robots up ahead are probably responsible for crashing a massive freaking robo zepplin into the former capital we're trying to take back. So, who knows if they've got a plan, because Titanic Airlines seems as stupid as they come. But funny enough, now they're starting to act like bugs. If lightning strikes thrice, and it probably will when there's a lightning rod made of that much metal out there, you can probably expect... you guessed it... a giant robot.
(Cynna shrugs)
So, bittava tangent, like flashback going sepia here, but funny story, I sorta got trapped in a pissed off library not too long ago and had my fair share of 'supplemental reading' if you catch my drift. My drift is books trying to brainwash you like some kinda Puritan-directed horror flick. Anyway, if I remember right between the bullet holes, I think all this crap goes back to a bucekt'a dinguses getting joked into fighting a buncha elves.
Like, who even knows at this point?
Eastasia? Eurasia? For me it's Mi casa, Shoot casa. Because if they're askin with steel they just ain't friendly, yeah?
So there we go! Cynna's unhelpful history inna hand grenade."
(Thumbs up)
@Aerial