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Roastmeats Upon Steaming Waters


It was three tons of flesh and five tons of wood. Even spread out between the twenty-four sailors and Starcalled who had partook in challenging the Leviathan within the outer regions of Ilmea's Lament, that was still over six hundred pounds of weight per individual as they stomped across the frozen ocean, their bodies battered by the storm of steel and flesh that they had endured.

But they endured it nonetheless, the two Lanterns that held the Lightbringer's Boons glowing warmly still. They had done justice to their ancestors, to the meaning of "adventurer", and they had braved the sea where no else would, to strike back a foe that they had no hope of truly vanquishing. What awaited them at the shore, once their feet finally stomped on true land then, was...

Steam and smoke.

Great tubs of water were suspended over blazing, evergreen logs. A strong pine scent emanated from each of these outdoor pools, large enough to easily fit six at a time, while lamposts and decorations fluttered defiantly in the winter wind, splashes of color against the desolate white-and-dark. Cookfires, coals thrumming with an ashen warmth, were stoked beneath cast iron cauldrons as well, the people of Ilmea's Lament already having simmered soup stock and preserved greens into these pots. While the sailors and Starcalled had waged their battle, these people, cheeks wind-chaffed, stomachs shrunken from weeks, months, of rationed foodstuffs, had made preparations for a feast, confident in victory!

And when that mountain of meat, three whole tons of flesh paid in blood and might, crashed upon the shores, what else could they do but cheer? Children rushed forth, their daggers slicing slivers of raw blubber to chew, while mothers hauled chunks of the meat to portion and then sear. Elders of the community, bundled up like mummies, swaddled over to slap the backs of the sailors, praising and chastising them in turn, while others who no longer had bodies fit for sea were there to share in drink and merriment, of adventures that could only now be experienced in memory and story.

It would be time still, before the first bites of the coast-people's winter stews and sears could be tasted.

So what else then, could be expected of those so thoroughly coated in blood and salt?

C'mon!


With an impressive roar, Ulfr Jormundson, that titan of an ursine Beastfolk, ripped his clothes right off, revealing his mountain-like shoulders, his virile chest, and yes, indeed, his unmentionables! He hooked an arm around @Chrys as well, letting out a bawdy laugh as he marched for one of the tubs.

It's only good manners to wash before ya eat, rockman! Strip off and join me! And you too, @Charlotte Ann Marie! Thought ya owned a dinky little dinghy, not a whole ass battleship! How the blazes did ya fund yourself that?


And all around them, other members of the Leviathan Subjugation party were stripping as well, the perpetual steam from the baths doing much to keep them decent but only aggravating their musk. Perhaps out here, far away from the polite, monarchical society of Stokbon or the pastoral, plentiful communities of Pormont, passions ran hotter here, and decency was the lowest on the priority when survival was at stake. Perhaps it was economical too, to save on both water to be heated and firewood to be burnt

Or this too was a rite? One to allow Tyldr to enjoy the well-trained bodies of those whom enjoyed the Lightbringer's favors?

Naw.

Surely not.
 

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Well, so much for staying anonymous. Couldn't imagine what would happen to the subjugation team if the woman hadn't pulled that stupid maneuver that cost the woman her right arm. Could always repair a limb or two, but her plan would have gone much smoother if the entire squad wasn't filled with idiots.

That's the Starcalled for ya.

Now that they have returned to the shore, safe and sound, there was another opportunity to take a look closer at the artifact while everyone was busy doing their own thing and partying. And maybe for some 'right transfer', which the cloaked woman was actually here for in the first place. Should've brought other Throne members? Maybe.

The oath, the boon; she didn't understand how any of those worked but one thing was clear, the Lightbringer's Lanterns hold some kind of godly powers. It's foolish not to try to acquire such tempting potential. After all, it's for the greater good, right?

While all the other starcalleds and sailors were too busy with their silly hot tub shenanigans, Lune sneaked off to where the two lanterns remained. There shouldn't be any guard with how much the people were enjoying this night, and it's not like she couldn't deal with some measly sailors even with her broken body.

 

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Erick wasn't one to forego the customs and rituals of other cultures, but the rowdy group of sailors were moving and jaunting about with more vigor than he wanted to exert after everything that had just transpired. He was thankful for the opportunity to protect them, and humbled that they extended this chance, but he was slow to lose his clothes and hurry into the steamy bath.

Instead, he had lost his shirt, but felt drawn elsewhere. The Light had guided him, inexplicably, during the battle. He had drawn it into himself, sworn oaths to it, and it kept them safe. He would head toward the baths later; for now, he wanted to have a quiet conversation with the light that they'd managed to stoke and maintain, alone.

Or at the very least, he hoped they would be alone.

Ahead of him it seemed that someone else had a similar idea. He didn't want to interrupt if they had designs on a private and personal conversation with a manifestation of godly power so he lingered back in the shadows a bit, watching and waiting for @Lune to finish before he entered himself.
 

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Aaah, the afterglow of victory. A moment when even the most battered and injured could sense raw vitality pulsate through their veins as adrenaline did its thing, body slowly coming off of the high of survival. Even the one arguably most frozen of them all, Charlotte, caught a second wind that allowed her to saunter on the shore, eyeing the amenities. The frost covering her body might have already started to slowly thaw, but it would have been silly to refuse Ulfr's invitation.

The small captain was precisely that - someone who commanded a squad of sweaty burly men of the sea. Shame was not in her vocabulary, and she rid herself of her wet and frozen clothes fully in a heartbeat, not even putting a moment of effort to cover herself in any way. If someone wanted to ogle her, they were welcome to it. She was far more busy getting in the steaming bath alongside the moving tower of an ursine, feeling the warmth finally do some good to her body.

"Ahahaha, underestimated me, have ye? Some lucky freebooters managed to steal 'er from the royal navy. Their luck ran out, though, so I set up an ownership change. Named 'er Tidebreaker and been sailin' with 'er since!"


Not exactly the most legitimate of means when it came to the acquisition of the vessel, but the fox doubted Ulfr was someone who'd sing about the laws of Astorea's royal navy. That said, now that she answered his question, she had one of her own.

"Say, where'd that blazin' light came from anyhow? Me ship might be mighty, but even she took a while to arrive and help us in that storm and in frozen waters. Havin' one of them lanterns to warm Tidebreaker up and melt the ice around 'er, now that'd be something!"


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Where some among the party of misfits and people who are after their own goals, Shadow’s singular goal was simple, testing himself against an unwinnable monstrosity. Well, a battle had been won and the people are fed. He got to exert himself and do more than exercise during the group battle as well. It’s not every day that he has to work together with so many different people. A raiding party truly was a different beast he has yet to tame. If he wanted to take his dark mantle further, he felt the need to make efforts to improve on that front.

While he cupped his chin and looked perplexingly at the massive hunk of meat, going further into the thoughts of how to bag a fair bit of it for his own use, the oarmen and women whom he had taken charge on the boat surrounded him and took him to the steaming water where they stripped the mantle from him, exposing the man within the hood. Although he physically protested at first, the might of the rowing arms and their numbers got his cooperation in seconds.

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The sharp contrast between his youthful and effeminate features and his solid physique might have shocked some of those folks, yet Kiriya did not care. Considering how cooly he defeats evil and the countless cringy lines he had recited, the superficial judgement of others was like water off of a duck’s back.

His opinion was the only one he cares about.

Without shielding himself or reacting, Shadow entered the hot water and let his battered muscle meld into the life-giving substance.

"What's wrong, brothers and sisters? Come!" he shouted and smacked his sculpted torso, "let us wash the grime of battle from our beaten bodies. Leave not a spot uncleaned."
 

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Chrys was still brimming with pride. After all, in his point of view, the massive Leviathan scurried away after he taunted it with a pretty rude but defiant gesture. Who knew such a gargantuan creature would be afraid of such a tiny finger? Well, not that tiny. Chrys' fingers were still pretty massive compared to his peers. So, so massive.

He dropped the world, mostly just some meat and stuff, off of his shoulders when he first saw what greeted them back to shore. Chrys was more than exhausted, having sweated off much of his health to tank the Leviathan's supposed vengeance before it simply swam away like a scared little...whatever baby frogs are called. Tadpoles, you moron. No, you're the moron. Anyway, Chrys winced as the recently naked bear-man got too close for his comfort.

"WHOA THERE, ULFR! You paying extra to get me naked and in that tub with you?"



Of course, he wasn't. Even as Chrys wriggled his arm free of the ursine man's grasp, he knew deep down there was no further payment to be sent his way. Still, he reconsidered, the food was free, and the bath was free, and he did need to refresh himself from all that fishy fighting. Ah, what the hell. Ulfr did have a point about washing your nooks and crannies before stuffing your mouth hole being good manners.

"Fair enough. Can't say no to free food and a hot bath... OHOHO!"



With relative ease, Chrys dropped his entire armor to the ground, using his Geomancy to have the earth swallow it whole for security's sake. Once the source of the loud thud disappeared, he ripped his underwear off with a single pull, fully exposing his massive...muscles that all glistened bright and throbbed hard in the open space. He followed the older man's lead and carefully dipped his entirety into the same tub, relishing the feeling of relief and comfort that the heated waters bathed him in. Once they were settled, he broached the subject that he believed could be a little touchy for the ursine Beastfolk and his people. Unless they saw some sort of merit in his point of view.

"Speaking of being fair, my massive and well-blessed friend, how much meat did we manage to strip out of that abominable sea monster of yours? Do we still have some...spare? I have a friend who runs this quaint food place in Stokbon. Leviathan meat could be the talk of that place for months."


That friend is him, himself, and that place is struggling. There's a reason why Gordon Ramsay does not attach a funeral parlor right next to his restaurant, but it is what it is. Chrys has to make his lander investors happy, even if she was a crazy b-word. The b-word is "blonde," of course. Disrespecting someone based on their gender helps no one and changes nothing. She's not even a natural blonde.

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Ilmea's Lament

Kamala was so ecstatic when she found @Ayna Nietzsche still alive and breathing, spared from death's grasp and brought back to them by Ulfr Jormundson in one piece. She never left Ayna's side as the Captain of the Mizar regained her bearings, with Kamala using the time she had spared to heal her friend until Ayna was almost as good as new.

While the other Starcalled went about their way, joining Ulfr in the baths or hiding from his lack of clothes, Kamala joined the merriment of the people of the Lament, even performing for them with her trusty zither, a string musical instrument fashioned from Yladian wood and embellished with floral decorations, and of course her Harmonic Magic. Even in the real world, she enjoyed playing music for others. With all things considered, she felt the opportunity to make the hardy people smile quite appropriate.

"When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Ayna of Dunnstads
Along came this song..."



From when the Lightning fought
A massive sea devil
Her army of wimps
At her hooves did we revel

It came after me
Woken from its sleep
Broke down my zither
It drowned me in the deep

While the devil's horns
Minced our tender meat
So cried the Lancer
Tyldr can't be beat

Toss a coin to your Lancer
O' children of Lament
O' children of Lament, Oh

Toss a coin to your Lancer
O' children of Lament

At the edge of the seas
Fight the freezing breeze
That bashes and breaks you
And brings you the morn'

She thrust at the beast
To get you your feast
Deep into the ocean
From whence it came

She wiped out your scare
Got swallowed whole in there
She saved your community
So give her what's fair

That's my epic tale
Our champion prevailed
Defeated the monster
Now pour her some ale

Toss a coin to your Lancer
O' children of Lament
O' children of Lament, Oh

Toss a coin to your Lancer
She saved your community
As her final note was released back into the wild, the crowd erupted with cheers, even though some of them probably tuned out in the middle of the pretty long song while the rest lost interest in the words and instead focused heavily on the, well, tune. It was a performance that Kamala hoped would lift their spirits up, continue the momentum of their return with the Leviathan's meat, and make this day somewhat unforgettable.

More importantly, though, she mused after taking her bow, complete with shaking random hands and even hugging some of the children that asked for it, and fluttering back toward Ayna, it was a gesture to express how much she valued her friend, how thankful Kamala was that she didn't die so soon, and how fortunate they were that they had her on their side.

"Well, what do you think? It's from a show, I think, or maybe a movie, but I changed some lines and went with a completely new pitch because I just can't quite remember where I heard the original from..."


Kamala also caught glimpses of @Shadow and @Lune, thank Tyldr not of @Chrys, but was confused for a bit. They reminded her of people she knew, or at least have seen, but she just couldn't quite put a name to their faces. Maybe she was just misremembering? Kamala might be more perceptive than some of her peers, but she's definitely not the smartest or the best with..."brain things." Oh, well!
 

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Ulfr's Camp, Ilmea's Lament

It was horrible: the smell of the Leviathan's guts as she was trapped inside it, swallowed by the massive monstrosity and awaiting her inevitable death, as well as the smell of the Leviathan's guts and meat that Ulfr's men had skinned off of the creature while the Starcalled battled it to the death. Thank that god for Ulfr, though, for catching her when she was spat out, and of course for @Kamala Graham, who kept her safe and well after. What a story!

And now, what a song! Ayna enjoyed Kamala's performance, especially after accidentally seeing both Ulfr and @Chrys in their most natural state. She even shuddered at the latter sight. Shame she couldn't just burn her eyeballs or wash them with bleach. But why linger on terror and horror when she was made witness to beautiful art in the form of music? Damn, right, I'm gonna focus on this serenade!

She cheered and hollered at her friend as she wrapped up her very familiar song, even going as far as giving her a standing ovation. Parts of her were still broken and bruised, though she was healing well, thanks to the druid. As for Ayna's familiarity with the tune? She played the games, both the relics of the past and the newer ones, and watched the shows, both the original and the remakes. She knew where they were originally from.

"It's great! I love it!"



She continued applauding Kamala as the healer approached, but when they were within whispering range, Ayna took on a more serious demeanor.

"Just, uhh... I might move on from sailing..."



Ayna was a bundle of nerves. She wasn't just sharing her future plans with Kamala: she was also sharing them with herself, reminding herself of what a better future could be for her in this game.

"I mean, don't get me wrong, it's been fun, but my crew and I? We should be doing better things, you know? And with this fight pretty much serving as a very good finale for my sea adventures... I might start focusing on my magitech more."


Ayna had been thinking about it more during the past few days. Her magitech was growing stronger, she was fast becoming better at it, so why stay at sea when she could theoretically pull a Tetsu and make herself, well, not a full-on mech, but maybe a hover ship? A floating laboratory? The sky's the limit, literally, and Ayna was trying to convince herself of those plans while revealing the same with her most trusted friend.

"So, uhh, what do you think?"
 

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Yeah.

There weren't any guards there.

Through the steam, there was only two Lanterns and two Starcalled, @Erick Stryker and @Lune, the former stalking the latter. Waiting. For what, one did not know. The seconds ticked on, every moment of inaction exacting a hidden cost. How much longer indeed, could these two continue to play that waiting game, when at any moment, another could tag them?



The Royal Navy? Witch's Tits, girlie (@Charlotte Ann Marie), ye got yer hands on a Falderen battleship? Dunno if I oughta praise ya or arrest ya!


It didn't look like any arresting was to be done tonight though, as Ulfr just laughed full-throatedly, leaning back against the tub. The waters, sludgy at first from all the grit and salt and blood and loosened flesh and scabs and even some shit and piss, seemed to clear up moments later, all the impurities of humanity disintegrated into...well, where indeed?

Maybe someone's Inventory.

Talking 'bout the Lantern, aren'tcha? Doesn't do much for ships themselves though, or we'd be giving that squid-kid a real one-two with our main vessels. Tyldr watches over heroes, not vessels, ya see. Keeps back the cold so long as we fight, but for our ships? Can't do shit. No offense to ol' Wintersbane though, blessed be the Bringer of Sun and Summer.


@Chrys's words invited a raised brow from the ursine giant though.

A friend, ya say? One of 'em snooty Stokbon types?


A silent stillness pervaded. One filled with a pressure that could not even be dispelled by @Shadow's bombastic declarations. Against the titanic proportions of the Leviathan, it had been hard to appreciate Ulfr's own size, but now, up close and stripped of all armor and clothing? It was clear to all that this man, this hulking hunk of a bearded man, came in only one size.

Bigger than you.

He cracked a grin an instant later though, apparently having resolved whatever hangups he had.

Don't see why not! Not like we can pay ya in anything else after, friend! Now, I'd normally tell you to carry however much you can, but I can tell yer built different, so...


Ulfr slapped his shoulder and turned his head to some other landers.

Bring me the fire! Chrys, my guy, I'll give you a slab for every horn of fire-gut you can match me in!




@Kamala Graham's performance was well-received indeed, eliciting cheers and claps and drunken renditions of it immediately afterwards. Isolated on the coast, the people of the Lament almost never saw Yladians, so the noble novelty of an elven ministrel was already enough to make her a celebrity. The fact that she could sing, heal, and was pretty just added three cherries on top of a wedding cake! Indeed, even partway through the song and half-blinded by the sight of the rippling muscles of Ulfr and Chrys (muscles made more dramatic in contrast to Shadow's body), @Ayna Nietzsche could spot more than a few younger men, possessed with the rugged handsomeness that the braves of the coast oft had, punching each other in the shoulders or psyching each other up, trying to build up their courage in order to approach that ephemeral beauty and recite a poen to her.

Whether or not that'd happen tonight or in a decade was up to debate.

But then again, there were others who were eyeing the titular 'Lancer' that Ayna was too...
 

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Someone's watching. But it was way too late to back down, the opportunity was there, presenting itself for her to grab. Were they here for the lantern too? Or for her? Not important.

The light of the lanterns was enough to repel the cold, and she wasn't stupid enough to try and touch such a powerful artifact. Shrouded by the steam, Lune decided that she would do the thing, right there and now. Even if anyone noticed, they should be too injured or exhausted to even stop her. The longer she waited, the more people would be suspicious of a cloaked woman among the half-naked people. And fully-naked people, of course.

Tyldr will understand. She's doing this for the greater good.

As another round of clapping and cheering echoed, the best moment finally came. Using magic, she tried to pull and levitate one of the lanterns toward her, without getting into direct contact with it herself. One was enough, for now, no need to get greedy.

Quickly trying to dash away from @Erick Stryker as she's pulling one lantern, Lune would try to escape the vicinity as soon as the artifact was successfully pulled near her.

 

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It was a jaunt of immense proportions that ensued, even in the midst of a veritable sausage fest. Steam rolled over the ground and obfuscated the pathway, leaving only the lanterns.

That was why, given his proximity to both the rest of the group and closeness to @Lune , it didn't take long to divine that she wasn't interested in prayer. Her movements were shady, like she was waiting for something- and sure enough, at the apex of the cheering and the chaos of a group full of men fascinated with beautiful women and song, she made a dash for one of the lanterns.

Erick almost didn't realize what was going on, until the artifact rippled and then hurtled through air toward her.

And she started running.

He didn't immediately reach out to grab her, because he didn't have that kind of reaction time. His brain registered her movements only after she was rushing in his direction. Instead, his hoisted his arm in a broad arc, making a grab at the air in her wake.

The world around Lune was steam, and stink, and there were tubs and snow, melted and dirty, and mud, and at the far end of it all, freedom. All she had to do was make it to that end, and she was home free.

But strangely, the closer she got, the longer away it seemed to feel.

Erick remained in his position, waiting for someone else to happen past so he could relinquish the Time Loop he'd created.
 
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Kamala didn't expect the revelation she received from @Ayna Nietzsche as a response to her pretty insignificant question on whether her performance was all right to her. The crowd seemed to like her song, and Ayna was a supportive friend, so there was no real reason to think she wouldn't like it.

But more importantly, it seemed to her that her friend wanted a change of pace, and as with any big changes in people's lives that she could only watch and not really participate in first-hand, all she could ever hope to do was be there for her, and if need be, help however way she can. With things like this, an outsider's opinion is rarely wanted, especially if the person's mind was already made up, and Kamala could sense that Ayna's mind was made up. The mention of a finale was the clue, she believed.

"I think...that's going to be quite an interesting change, but I'll always support you in any way I can!"


She gave her friend the warmest of tight hugs, very happy for her and her newfound goals. Hopefully, away from sea, Ayna would find it in her to mellow out and take it down a notch with the whole throwing herself into the fray strategy in battle. Kamala could only heal her so much. Then again, she did do most of the fighting, so maybe Ayna was good where she stood. Maybe it was Kamala who needed to improve her support skills.

"Oh, Ayna, it looks like some boys want to woo you!"



When she caught a glimpse of those young men around them, Kamala immediately thought they were all there to romance Ayna. After all, she had just sung a song about the Lancer, which in her point of view meant that her attempt to introduce her to these admirably hardy people of the Lament worked! Ayna was the champion, the woman of the hour, the beauty on the pedestal. Kamala was but a humble bard, as her song went, only there to relay the amazing wonders that she had seen for herself. Then again, they were punching each other, so maybe...

"...or fight you. I can never tell with these things."



Heck, maybe that was one and the same for them, the fighting and the wooing. Wouldn't be the first culture to court a woman by fighting them. Or more appropriately, showing them they could protect them and fight for them. Not that Ayna needed anyone to protect and fight for her, though. The Leviathan itself would attest to that fact.
 

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She could've sworn she had been running for two seconds now, but the steam around the place never faded. Something was wrong, and it was not because of the lantern. Keeping herself calm, Lune's eyes turned pitch black as she peered into the immediate future with her Astramancy and Hyper sense.

A future that's constantly repeating itself. A time loop.

Wait, that's not good at all.

She quickly turned to face the source of this problem, staring him in the eyes. It's the time guy from Camp Hope.

"Who the fuck are you..." Her slow, threatening whispers rang softly around his head, carried by the harmonic magic around him "...to intrude on my mission?"

Breaking out into a battle would be a very disastrous outcome since they were pretty troublesome people around here. That black-haired swordsman, and the god of rocks. And Ulfr, of course. But breaking out of something of this scale would be hard without exerting herself. Oh well, still a lot of power left after that battle, it'll be a waste not to use it all.

Her eyes became the cores of gravity, and Lune reversed the flow of it, sending massive acceleration of almighty pushing force around her, and especially towards the time-controller @Erick Stryker, enough to bend spacetime itself outwards, trying to crack and shatter it, all while keeping the lantern on her side. Even if it wasn't strong enough to crack the loop, sending the caster flying away should do the trick.

"Take your game and play somewhere else," The woman growled in a whisper, trying to walk away backward while maintaining the constant gravitational push toward the man.

Really gotta be quick, or else someone will notice a lot of steam being pushed any moment now. The woman decided to exert the majority of her magic capacity left in one go, and the sight of the immediate future started to look better on her part.

 
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He was aware in an instant of the shift, though he hadn't felt it before. The sudden tremor that rocked space and time shifted and tilted, seeking to break the spell he had woven even as the woman found herself caught in the flow.

"You're being too quiet," Erick called back to the voice, raising his own to attract attention, "I'm going to need for you to SPEAK UP."

The waves of gravitic force bounded through the parabolic time and jilted it, shifting equilibrium, shaking both of them wildly. Even the most respectable of magi would find themselves hard pressed to maintain a potent spell's concentration.

But Erick didn't seek to maintain it. Instead, he opted for the path of least resistance. If she wanted to use Astramancy, he would happily play on that field with her.

The time loop broke all too easily, but in its place, equal and opposite force rebounded. The resultant antigravity tore through them and the lantern, ripping the ground out from under them and left them floating in air with thick mana permeating the area around them.

They wouldn't touch the ground again before someone else took notice.

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Ulfr's Camp, Ilmea's Lament

It felt as if the weight of the world was lifted from Ayna's shoulder when she received @Kamala Graham's positive response to her game-changing plans. Well, game-changing for her. Not unlike the sight of the younger men hyping themselves up for...something. Oh, wait, are they...trying to hit on Kamala? Oooh... Kamala was very pretty and very talented, too. Compared to her who was a one-note, one-hit wonder, Kamala was definitely the better catch. Hell, she'd even wife her herself.

"Yeah, they've been doing that punching thing since you started singing... Pretty sure they're more of fans of yours than mine! You see anyone you like? I can wingwoman you. Hehehe."


Ayna winked at Kamala, a playful smirk on her face. She believed she wasn't really that interested in any sort of romantic relationship at the moment, especially not with landers. Besides, she was magia. Magia were unable to, uhh, procreate, right? Or maybe she was just using that ignorance as an excuse. Either way, not biting the whole romance angle with these mooks, Ayna had decided. In her own terms and in her own words.

"Besides, I don't think any of them would win if they tried to fight me. I mean, let's be real: I just survived getting swallowed by a massive sea monster! I can definitely survive island warriors with <basseal honk> for me."


She let out a raucous laugh, even slapping her knee unintentionally like she was an old-timer in the Wild, Wild West, fresh out of the mines, yeehaw pardner. It must've been intimidating for the young men, to see their source of infatuation be so aggressive like that, or probably more alluring. When she calmed herself down, however, a more serious thought crossed her mind. With a quieter tone, she exposed herself to Kamala, revealing feelings and truths that she had been keeping to herself.

"By the way, thanks for the support. All of it. I'd never have made it out without you. Doubt I would've stuck around without you, too. You and @Chrys... Even if he is an idiot. You both make this game fun for me."


Today was the perfect day to admit those things, though, especially after she had just survived being swallowed by a massive sea monster. Game or not, it was still an eye-opening experience. Nothing she'd ever experienced in the real world, or will, comes close. She was too engrossed in these feelings and the development with Kamala and the men that she failed to notice whatever the hell was going on with two of their party mates and the lantern. It's a good thing, though, because she might just fight them both, though in her current condition, that's a no-go.
 

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Weird Nude Viking Pop-up and Bath, Ilmea's Lament

Chrys did his best not to stare at @Charlotte Ann Marie's naked flesh. She had great...flesh, he assumed without looking, just like everyone else. But then stupid Ulfr said something about a female magic-user's specific body part, and without even realizing until it was too late, Chrys' eyes had wandered over...there. He immediately moved his head elsewhere, feigning a cough to disguise his misstep, his curiosity winning over his common sense, and proceeded to blame the bearman for the kerfuffle. Stupid sexy Ulfr.

"I mean, I suppose so."



His lander investor was indeed very snooty. Chrys hadn't even noticed there could be such a type localized in Stokbon until now. He had been too busy focusing on making more money than he needed, which could also explain why he was a terrible businessman. Making more money AND saving the money you make aren't mutually exclusive. In Chrys' defense, out in the real world, he worked for businessmen, never have been one himself.

Chrys was about to give up and sulk in his corner of the tub when Ulfr suddenly sang a different tune. Eyes wide in glee, though he momentarily frowned when he was reminded that he wouldn't be receiving further pay, the respectfully masculine mountain man accepted the challenge laid before him. This guy's pretty touchy. I hope he doesn't think I'm into that. Wait, am I into that? Huh.

"Oh, you want to play that game, eh? Well, bring it on, old man! OHOHO!"



The next thing Chrys knew, he had already half-emptied his fifth horn of milky white liquid, which he hoped wasn't anything from any person out there but made no attempt to ensure that was the case. His head throbbed in "mild" pain and his vision started to become "a little bit" blurry. He gagged once but nothing followed, and he never gagged again. Ulfr was right: Chrys was built different. Most men would've passed out by now, but Chrys? He was still hanging by a thread, the thread of his wrecked underwear.

"See, men, inside me... Is more of me... In that I can take anything and everything you can throw at me. Like the massive bamboo... I will not break, only bend... Forward. Or backward. Wherever ward I am needed in. Also, what is this drink and can I serve it at my restaurant?"


He beamed with pride as he spoke to three Ulfrs. UlTHREEs! LeMAO GeeGee E Z.

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Now that they were no longer in a life-or-death battle, it was an interesting experience - dragging some info out of the old bear. And that applied even if his words were not what Charlotte hoped to hear.

"In other words, them lanterns would be useless to anyone without fightin' spirit. Hell, I guess the lanterns were just a convenient vessel for the blessin'? Darn shame that, guess me crew will have to keep on bitin' the cold when sailin' in this weather."


Although she would certainly keep Tyldr in mind whenever some unexpected sea monster were to decide that it wanted a bite out of Tidebreaker while it was sailing somewhere. Perhaps she would receive the blessing once more then, if her rage kept its strength. Alas, she struggled to imagine a foe that would rouse as much excitement as the leviathan they had just fought.

As for @Chrys, the man sure made Charlotte laugh. She wanted to tease him a bit, far from oblivious to his lecherous gaze, but with Ulfr by his side, he too was going a mile a minute. Since she was sitting across from the two lads, the beastfolk would scoot forward a bit with a grin, extending one of her legs past the water's surface and poking the clearly drunken man in the cheek a bit.

"Ain't ya something special, acting like some bashful virgin maiden who just sneak a peek at the village's prettiest boy... only to end up like this, hah!"


Her snow-white vixen ears twitched a few times as she listened in on the nearby merriment as well. Since Ulfr had already answered her question, and the bath cleaned her body as much as it really would, she wanted to spend some quality time elsewhere as well. Quickly retreating, she hopped out of the bath and onto the chilly ground, a small flaming wisp appearing around her on account of her pyromancy, drying her up and keeping up the warmth.

Even if she did not bother with any clothes on account of them still being wet and frozen solid, at least her lower half was kept somewhat modest with the fluffy tail wrapped around and obstructing the view. Just like that, she walked over to the duo of @Ayna Nietzsche and @Kamala Graham, her beastfolk hearing ensuring she was not kept out of their prior conversation.

"None of these boys might be able to beat ya, but what about me, hm? You's were not the only one dancing atop that giant!"


A duel between the two obviously bravest members of the expedition, the idea certainly made the girl's blood warm up. Though the challenge was issued half-jokingly as the fox quickly followed up with something quite different.

"And as much as yer drunken friend over there might be an idiot, he were of help when he foolishly tried to fixate the beast on himself. It let me signal me own crew with ease. It were their cannonballs that helped ya get back outside."


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Chrys hung by a thread. Five horns down, and he was still sane, a true testament to the grit of a Starcalled warrior! The concussions struck him like a battering ram to the brain with each and every chug, but Chrys's brain was too small to suffer that much harm to begin with! Like swatting a fly, it was meaningless if you didn't have a surface to smash it against!

But after the concussion came the flame. As his words left his mouth, his heart rate shot straight up, breath coming in hotter than the waters that he bathed in. Power, overwhelming POWER, surged through his veins, and the God of Rocks was filled with a desire to do SOMETHING! Run buck-naked through the storm! Lift large things up and then put them back down! Wrestle bears and penguins! Do tons and tons of jumping jacks! Yes, he was on fire! The fire of pure, unadulterated, motivation! And if he didn't do something, he was liable to EXPLODE!

Ulfr was on his sixth horn, laughing raucously all the while, then turned his one working eye in Charlotte's direction.

The cold's just part o' the fun, Captain,""The Gods didn't give us hot blood so we'd seek an outer flame for warmth, ya?


She didn't stay for long though, climbing out soon enough afterwards, and though the bearman's gaze lingered upon her behind, 'twas simply a matter of appreciating the unnatural, near-alien beauty that all Starcalled possessed. He soon returned to his drinking buddy.

Dunno what bamboo is, but you sure you wanna talk business like this, mate? It's fire-gut. Mostly made outta fermented blubber and spices, with some goats' milk added for a sour note. Feel the power of it all, ya? Pure energy, I tell ya. Ah, and hell, if you're gonna sell it? Go ahead, bud!


He flashed a full-tooth grin.

Just don't dilute it. I'll kill you if you do.


But on the other hand, if it was undiluted, it was very liable to flat-out just kill someone.



What once was a duo of beautiful ladies became a trio, a blessed combination of all the rarest types to be seen! A naked beastwoman with none of the girthy muscle associated with that race (@Charlotte Ann Marie), a dimunitive elf who fully embodied the fragile beauty of winter (@Kamala Graham), and a lethally elegant magia who crackled with an electrifying charm (@Ayna Nietzsche). If it had been a difficult group to approach before, it was near-impossible now!

Maybe it would be best to simply commit them to memory, and dream of them tonight. Maybe…

But while young men grappled with the anxiety that came with having to perform the first strike, children broached that absolute territory with the impunity that pre-adolescence granted them. A young boy, missing his front teeth, swaddled up to the three of them through the snow, and in his hands were three skewers.

But those skewers too, were not born equal.

One was a proper, meaty skewer. Dripping with fat and sizzling with the aroma of spices.

Another was a skewer of raw vegetables, wholly uncooked and made limp by their obvious lack of freshness. What could one do in the seasons of want, though?

And the third? Well, if those of the coast understood beasts as preferring meat and had legends of elves who ate only leaves, then it went to show that their understanding of Magia were even less than that. For the third skewer was what looked to be a metal rod with oil lathered atop.

"For you three pretty lassies! Dad said you all did way more work that other Starcalled!"

The child continued to look up at the three of them, even if they took the skewers. After all, it was always important to see what sorta impression coastside cuisine made upon these otherworldy travellers.



The howling wind and the endless steam could do much to obscure one's surroundings, but it could not hide at all the magic of two Starcalled fully intent on clashing against each other. For all their prodigious growth, it was indeed the curse of all who were a part of the System that ruled over their existence that ensured that all Starcalled, so long as they continued down their paths of self-mastery, became equal in the end.

A knife, indeed, could deal as much damage as a nuclear blast.

One's skin, indeed, could withstand as much damage as mithril plate.

Equilibrium shifted, swayed, and ultimately re-settled itself, Erick and Lune suspended within a localized dome of anti-gravity, the very air around them flexing and fluctuating, all while the Lantern continued to blaze with its snow-breaking light. It was quite a sight to happen upon, and after the swordman's shout, people flocked indeed. Sailors and mothers, elders and children, all curious and merry, came upon the sight with incredulity and…

"Ohh! Figured 'em strapping types were fighters, not wizards!" "This a performance or somethin'? Hey, Boris, where's Ulfr?" "Still drinkin', man! Don't bother 'im with this." "Pa, why's that lassie so skinny? She's like a man!" "Probs is, darling. You know how those Starcalled are, always being the pretty boy type." "Gotta be a scrap, right? C'mon, sword-dude! Fuck 'er up!" "Hey, anyone knows why that un's got the Lantern?" "So we can see, obviously. Oi, girlie, stop floatin' about and get to it!" "Awwwww damn, fresh off the boat and they're gonna do that! Shit man, I gotta get in on this!" "Someone get more lights over! And a barrel o' beer! Can't let the outsiders show us up!" "Fuckin' mages with their tricks! Gonna show em how a real man does it!" "Gods, Rosie, reel your idiot brother in before he does so- hey, don't you go join them, young lady!"

…looked to be spoiling to join the fight.

It was the only sane thing to do, after all, when one was filled with drink and food, when one's mind had been set ablaze by the tales of valour upon the open seas, when the night was still too young and the storm was still too loud for anyone to wish for sleep.

It was public, indeed. But mayhaps chaos too, was its own opportunity.

And if @Lune and @Erick Stryker were equals in might, then it was with the mind that victory could be grasped.
 

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The surprise turned into a mocking chuckle as Lune was lifted into the air, realizing the anti-gravity field around them. Critical thinking was definitely not this guy's best strength, or he was way over his head, assuming that something like this would work after she clearly displayed her gravity powers beforehand.

And they also got themselves an audience. The people were clearly still in the spirit of celebration, not realizing the current situation. People cheered as if this was a show, competition, or something like a bar brawl. "So much for that plan," She mocked the chronomancer, before humming, lowering both herself and the lantern with a localized gravity field beneath her feet against the lesser dome field. She landed gracefully on her feet, bowing to the people watching (who were weirdly eager to join the fight) in a grandiose manner.


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"Well then, maybe next time,"
The woman gazed at the man still suspended in the air by his own doing. Her scleras turned black yet again, signaling another full-power gravity spell coming. "Don't dip your toes into other people's BUSINESS." Emphasizing the last word into an ear-piercing shout, gravity and sonic compressed into singular force blasted @Erick Stryker, aiming to send the suspended man to the group of ladies currently mingling.

Yes, precisely sending him flying toward @Ayna Nietzsche, @Kamala Graham, and @Charlotte Ann Marie, of course. Can't wait to see this man ripped apart by the ladies.

Not bothering to put up her hood back, Lune waved to the chaotic crowd before turning around and walking away.

 

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"If you can't win alone, don't try to win." Or something like that, right? Erick had never been much of a student of the art of war, but he did remember that sometimes fighting didn't mean fighting to win. They talked about it a lot in school and his parents always told him, being a smaller man than many of his contemporaries, that it wasn't likely he'd be winning many fights in the size category. Sometimes the best way to do it, was to make sure that there wasn't going to be a fight.

So when the group of naked bystanders overheard them and crowded in, there was a silent relief as Erick stopped resisting entirely. He wasn't going to win a fight like this one, especially not without hurting the woman, and he wasn't interested in that outcome. Erick wanted to help others, and to protect them. This strange girl wasn't exactly doing something that she should be doing, but that didn't change the fact that she was one of the many people he wanted to protect.

It just so happened that in this case, she needed to be protected from herself.

Or... was it Erick who was going to need protection?

His body went hurtling through the air like a rag doll. He considered calling out, warning the others as to her intention, but if the Landers realized what she was about they might turn hostile. He wasn't going to risk that. Instead, he focused on the flame of the Lantern she was trying to take, and with the breath in his lungs, he exhaled a divine rite to put it out.

Y'know.

Right before he made impact.

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