If she hadn't thought Ari was half-joking, she would have actually gone for a chainsaw for the gift back then, but Val's permission and her nails were enough to get the job done, enough to get the prized books out of their multi-coloured trap to pick it up from.
"Huh?" She arched one brow once Ari questioned if she reads. A bit obvious what the answer is, given she just got a whole book collection as a gift.
"You don't play golf, so why would I gift you a golf club if you don't play golf. See the logic here?" Nico smirked, pushing the collection to the side in a painstaking manner.
"I mostly read webtuuns stuff. Got a subscription and all. Books are super expensive nowdays, but I didn't have a chance to find a Vbook of this, so Val's a life saver this time around." She giggled, letting the blonde fill in the gaps for Ari.
Then the pinkette winked back at her when tasked with a review.
"We can do that when we log-in. Probably in a day or two, yeah. Could even send you voice mails..." She pondered over that for a moment, but that wouldn't be as fun as to have a live reaction from Val herself. And with how long travels are in Terrasphere, a bit of chit chat to fill in the less exciting parts of the game would do wonders.
Nico went quiet once Ari had the opportunity to open the gift Valeria prepared for him, and for a second he seemed to hestiate on showing it off, which prompted her to tap the table with an open palm.
"Dude come on what is it?!" It almost made her feel like she was the one receiving a gift with how much she wanted to see what was it that the man felt so happy about, only for then to reveal the plushie for both of them to see...
She squinted her eyes with a noisy 'Huh?!' expression on her face, lips parted a little as she tried to understand what this odd plushie was meant to be...
"Wait wait, is this the thing you jumped in back at Camp Hope when I saved your ass?" It all started to click now, so her face went for an 'ooooh' instead.
"Wait wait, how did you do that Val? And since when did it have an outfit?" She had so many questions, and most of them were in disbelief at the deed itself, which had to be titanic on it's own. It's one thing to make costumes from the friends you see every day ingame, but this worm they probably seen a few times..? It just left her out of words.
And the chain ended with Val's gift, who clearly wasn't getting socks or a t-shirt for a gift, since that wasn't the standard this group had in the first place. But it almost looked concerning to see so much wear and tear on an instrument, and her own motherly instincts (or musician instincts?) were compelled to throw a wallet that wasn't hers in hopes of repairing it... Wait.
"Hold on, you play the violin?" Nico couldn't remember quite well if this conversation already happened or not, but her memory has always been goldfish tier with certain details.
"Huh, it's pretty old for a violin though. Quality must be top tier if it lasted this long I guess?" She couldn't for the life of her figure why he chose a well-used one instead of a brand new one, but prices were maybe one of the reasons.
"You could have told me we would have bought her a new one if we piled up some money together..." She turned over to Ari, casually going to drag closer her own gift, only to realize the damned thing didn't budge at all.
"What- Oh right I'm not in the game anymore." It was easy to forget how weak she could be out of Terrasphere, but when she actually put her focus on it, it moved a few inches at best, forcing her to stand up and roll her sleeves.
"This bitch..." Resisting her attempts?! Insolent box...
So she helped herself to pull the gift open, at least the 'lid' of it just to check what was so heavy about it, only to realize the strange shape and the plaque inside of it. Her hesitance had to shine more than the stars right now as she gave it another read over and broke into a hysterical laughter, hard enough to hurt her tummy a little.
"F-fuck I can't even lift it now..." She spoke between chuckles, gripping what's inside in different ways before finally pulling it out for both to see, specially Val who didn't know what exactly it was, only to be...
A giant fist aimed upwards the size of Nico's torso, made completely out of bronze and with a shiny new plaque that reads:
"in commemoration of the start of a horrible friendship"
"Holy shit this thing is heavy Ari... What is this supposed to mean even?! You enjoy getting punched?!" The pinkette exhaled a chuckle at that, and for a second the idea to use this new fist to punch him felt tempting, with the sheer weight being a deterring argument for her not to.
"Thanks dude, you didn't have to go that hard for this... Neither of you two." She almost felt like chastizing them for it, only to point a finger back to the bathroom.
"...Bathroom break!" Nico quickly turned her back over to them and headed over towards her excuse destination, closing the door behind her just to get a glance at herself on the front mirror above the sink.
Between the teary eyes and red cheeks she looked like a mess, and she just couldn't let them see her like that just because she got a bit happy and sentimental about a christmas morning.