IC: Kiss, Marry, UI-Lock

[Ilya]

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RULES OF THE GAME

Welcome to Kiss, Marry or UI-Lock. This is like the classic "Kiss, Marry, Kill" with a twist! Rather than naming three people, we'll be going based on who posted above you.

For example, Let's say @Seto Kurama , @Vina Skysong and @Frey Elzeiros posted with who they would: Kiss, Marry or UI-Lock.
That means me, being the next poster would list off if I would: Kiss, Marry or UI-Lock. Only the people I would have to list would be Seto, Vina and Frey.

So let's get started! Since there isn't three people above this post....
I'll go first and list Seto, Vina and Frey!
The next person to post would do Vina, Frey and Ilya.
The third person to post would do Frey, Ilya and the person that posted second.
The fourth person to post would do Ilya, and the other two that posted.

YOU GET THE DRIFT!!!!

"This is really hard, I only know Vina! But... Uhmmm, I would kiss Frey Elzerios... Marry Vina Skysong... And UI-Lock Seto Kurama... Sorry Seto, I just don't know you! "

 

[Zelrius]

"I am only here out of request. Those are some tough choices, but I can't very well go marrying my best friend, or kissing her. Frey is well dressed - though I have never thought about being with a guy before.

Can't hurt to try out new things? Marry @Vina Skysong, Kiss @Frey Elzeiros, UI-Lock @Ilya. Sorry."

 

[Seto Kurama]

"You can't be serious? Your telling me I have to throw somebody under the bus? Even when they don't deserve it? That's kinda harsh.......but.....dammit, I can't throw Zelrius under the bus.....that man proved himself in that boss fight.....somebody murder me.......uhh....I guess I'll go with marrying @Ilya, kiss @Zelrius and UI-Lock @Frey Elzeiros"

 

[Fiora Di Angelo]

"Hell yeah this is super easy for me, let's GO!"

"I'll kiss @Zelrius , couse it's a one time thing and to be honest he acts like the kind of guy whose still kissless at his twenties so his skill issue would embarass him. That's a win for me. Eh, I'll marry @Ilya . Don't know you, but you are jumpy and chill so I guess it won't be that bad. Always give someone a chance, eh?"

"@Seto Kurama I'll drive a truck and UI-lock you myself."

 

[Toko]

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"Ilya, what are you starting up in the world chat now...? Eh, nani? Who would I kiss, marry, and UI-lock from these?

Mmm... I guess I could kiss @Zelrius, hee seems harmless enough and the cat ears are cute~ As for marrying... I think that @Fiora Di Angelo would be a smart pick there.

Gomen, @Seto Kurama, guess you go the short end of the carrot this time around too."

 

[Yugam]

Uh, I dunno what UI-Lock is, but I'm assuming that's in place of kill...

In anycase,
Marry @Toko , I actually know you, and we get along.
Kiss @Seto Kurama . No particular reason, just that I gotta UI-Lock @Fiora Di Angelo , because again, you scare me, and I feel like you'll UI-Lock me if I don't do it first so uh....sorry?

 

[Brutus Dahlgren]

"I mean, I told @Toko she'd make any man she married a happy man, so Marry Toko, Kiss @Fiora Di Angelo and then UI lock @Yugam , no offense, I just don't roll that way"

 

[Bradwynne]

"Well I only swing for women, so I think @Toko was my only choice to marry. Also a platonic kiss towards @Brutus Dahlgren because he's the finest specimen of a man I had ever seen. Sorry though, @Yugam, you got the short end of the stick."

 

[Askera Question]

Stop dragging me to these. You know I have other things to be talking about besides this, just as I know you won't take part in this human acceleration program until I answer you.
Brutus-san is the most confident, and so I would kiss him. He'd get over it the quickest. I would marry Yugam-san in an open relationship and let him leave it out of his talks. Just don't ask me to take on his name-I can't do that, it would cause complications with my current job.

I would UI-Lock myself. I am not going to bring that sorry fate onto someone else, and any of these ideas are rude towards this Bradwynne-san, not even though he is a stranger I'll never meet again. I have no reason to condemn him.

Get on the accelerator before I accelerate you out of the door without pay.

@Brutus Dahlgren @Yugam @Bradwynne

 

[lilybean]

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One with the spirits...

"This is obvious. UI-Lock @Bradwynne- You can't UI-Lock someone who already has three deaths... Kiss @Askera Question because he looks cute.... and... Marry @Brutus Dahlgren. Kyoko Dahlgren sounds like a great name, but don't expect us to stay married. I don't do friendships or relationships."

Pretend I posted this on @Kyoko. It swapped it last second.

 

[Lady N]

"...What? I have nothing to say on this. It's obviously some stupid game and I just so happened to be stuck in it. Tsk.. what else is new? You @Askera Question look like some of the people that work for a division of *cough* a company I know called Nexus Corp. So I suppose that you could be married to them.

I don't know what to make of you @Bradwynne. You're... average? Nothing special, a normal white knight in a video game? I wouldn't even think of kissing you, stupid. Tsk... go away now.

*Blushes* Wait I'm supposed to do this with other girls (@lily) too!? No... go get UI locked or something! Boo,, I'm done here!

 

[Sepulchre af Umbral]

(cracks knuckles) "Alrighty, this should be easy-peasy. Marry @Lady N, she's absolutely adorable with her hime bangs and that straightforward stare, and her height is a bonus! Why did I create my avatar so short... The kiss would go to @Kyoko, but I'd make it a forehead kiss or settle for a headpat, who wouldn't want to show affection to someone so cute with a great sense of style?! Uh, sorry not sorry @Askera Question, you get the UI-Lock. Your fashion game is severely lacking and you're the tallest."

 

[Erick Stryker]

"I... don't know any of you, so I feel kind of bad making this decision based on looks and what little I've heard alone. Sorry, I hope I don't offend anyone..."

Erick scratched at the back of his head and his eyes locked on to the floor. "I guess if I have to though, I'd kiss @Kyoko because she doesn't seem like the marrying type, and I'd marry @Lady N because she's pretty cute, and I'm a sucker for girls who play hard to get. So... I'm sorry, @Sepulchre af Umbral, I won't actually UI lock you, but I can't in good conscience pick any of the other options on account of you looking like my little sister... a few years ago during her chuuni phase."

 

[Toko]

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"Eh? You want me to answer this again because there's new people...?

Ah... gomen @Sepulchre af Umbral, I think you're super kawaii but I'd have to UI lock you—Erick took the words out of my mouth when it comes to the reason. I guess I'd kiss @Lady N, though I don't know her well...

That leaves @Erick Styker for me to marry, though honestly speaking that probably wouldn't be a bad thing."

 

[Zelrius]

"Not letting this die. Despite some of my reservations with this concept.

@Sepulchre af Umbral gets UI-Locked here again, I am sorry. 4'3", and I don't swing that way enough to overcome that fact. Despite look too much like a little girl for me to be comfortable with that.
And contrary to what I just said, I'd kiss @Erick Styker if I had to. At least he's fit, and likely wouldn't let it be too awkward.

Which leaves fellow adventurer @Toko for Marriage. A very confusing one, at that."

 

[Alice]

"I believe the most profitable marriage would be with @Toko , as she appears to have more excess resources available for use than either Erick or Zelrius.

It would then follow that @Zelrius would be the most logical choice to kiss, if kissing is to be used as an expression of desire for future marriage.

I do not understand the purpose of UI-Locking, however by process of elimination, this would leave @Erick Styker to be UI-Locked"

(Alice doesn't understand how this game works, I apologize)

 

[Brutus Dahlgren]

"How many times do I have to marry @Toko ? Twice it would seem."

"Now as for the other two, I don't think I could UI lock @Zelrius so sorry @Alice "

"No homo tho Zel, you're getting smooched to save you a more grizzly fate."

 

[Ilya]

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lion's pride...

"Sorry Zelly, but you're forced to live with me forever! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! For you plebs in chat, that means I'd marry Zelly. As for kissing... Brutus and I already kissed once, so I think I'll go with Alice. I've always wanted to kiss a girl. Sorry Bru, to the chopping block you go."

@Brutus Dahlgren @Alice @Zelrius

"Talking!"
Thoughts....

 

[Ronja Bubblyfoot]

"Hmm, Ronja isn't quite sure about these things. Let Ronja see... Ronja thinks she would be kissing @Alice. A smooch on the hand, yes."

"M-Marriage is a bit of a serious business, and both of you are so energetic Ronja would love to be with, but... It seems like if Ronja stayed with Brutus, his heart would never be truly hers because of @Toko, so @Ilya shall be Ronja's wife!"

"And @Brutus Dahlgren, unfortunately... R-Ronja is so sorry!"

 

[Madison Mortiere]

"UI-lock @Brutus Dahlgren because it's grisly, not grizzly. You absolute weapon."

"I don't know enough about the other two of you, so I'm gonna flip a coin." ... "Kiss @Ilya and marry @Ronja Bubblyfoot it is, I guess."