"0/10. Awwww sorry there kid, both way too young for me and only interested in other men! But to someone else you're probably a hell of a catch. Speaking of catches the other day a friend of mine was talking about his daughter being proposed to by her fiancee ..."
The old man began to go off on a long tangent. It was still an amicable one, mind.
"A solid seven... If I was old like dirt. But I mean, look at all these MUSCLES- Damn I hope I look half as good when I'm on my fifties too. I bet everyone dropped on their heels for ya' back when you were younger... Not my type of guy though, but keep the grind going Gramps, and share that workout plan someday eh?"
"Y'know... It's reaaaally weird to rate my bestie on his attractive scale... I say this in the best way Zelly-- 10/10 Would not date you, you're like a brother to me.... But your personality and looks are also a 10/10. Mwah, chefs kiss Whoever gets with you is one lucky gal!"
Dammit.....I don't know what it is about your eyes but.....there so adorable......I can't look away....10/10 Ilya just for the eyes alone......Are you by chance....trying to hypnotize me llya? Cause it's working.