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Alpha pulled out her earplugs and quickly jotted down her name on a ply of toilet paper, her finger smudged as she rubbed at her bug bites where the flesh wounds throbbed with the feelings of POWER and GLORY and VICTORY, also known as POWGLOVIC. It was difficult to write without piercing through...

D E A T H T O B R E A D B U G S ∋━━o(｀∀´oメ）～→ 230 Adventurer's Guild Member (Gold) Red Fever (7) Red Fever effects temporarily nullified -55 HP from missed post -30 HP because Alpha was technically in C8, imagine there was a post and she was just hiding? -60 HP from retaliation "Oh shoot!"...

(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃━✿✿✿✿✿✿ ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶ M O I S T U R E 230 Adventurer's Guild Member (Gold) Red Fever (5) Red Fever effects temporarily nullified +40 HP from natural recovery +10 HP from Serenity Mist "Moisturize me!" Alpha rubbed the mist onto her pores. Her arms, scalp, and tongue were shimmering and...

Combat Demonstration +20 for Weapon Rank A: +20 +25 for Pierce Mastery: +25 Total: +45

230 Adventurer's Guild Member - Copper (Red Fever (4) Fear) -20 HP from Gas +10 HP from #slimeparty Alpha hid under her counterfeit Beatrice's Princess Nighty-night sleeping bag as the earth shook and splintered. It sounded like someone was having a mad rave in the center of the world. Half of...

230 Adventurer's Guild Member - Copper (Red Fever (3) Joy) -15 HP from Amberslime -25 HP from Enemy "I'm blue," Alpha sang as Zelrius flew past her, swinging like a madman. "Da ba dee da bi doo," she hummed as a slime slung itself into the fray, its tragic suicide and slimy corpse splattered...

230 Adventurer's Guild Member (Red Fever (2) Fear) Alpha didn't want to be here. There was grime everywhere that stuck to the soles of her shoes, oozing like mozzarella cheese left out in the sun when she lifted up her feet; the people had weird accents; and the people stenched like rotten...

3 "Calling people young lady was so 2022, mom! Get with the times!" she blew a raspberry. She paused for a minute, her clones stopping as well. One had a finger on her chin, Alpha Cena, the 7'3" cat god, chewed on his bottom lip like the main love interest of a Japanese anime show. She gave a...

3 "Astorrrrr!" Alpha roared, her dagger pointed straight at the man. "First, you taxed everyone! Now, you're growing cat ears! Is there no limits to your depravity?!" Alpha was disgusted by his very presence. A man who was supposed to be for the people, taxing people?! What were they, a...

3 "Ow, ow, ow! Wow, mom, I don't know which hurt more: the bullet or your sheer edginess!" Alpha coughed, her breathing a bit winded from, you know, getting shot by a freaking gun. Still, Alpha could quip back. Her sharp little dagger isn't the only edgy thing about her! And, apparently, she...

3 Alpha couldn't help but stare at the stones on the cultist's belt. They were stones but, in Alpha's eyes, they were the prettiest stones to have ever stoned. Quickly, Alpha shook her head as if it would dispel that thought. She lifted her arms up above her, held her fingers into fists, and...

What's-your-face, I could've sworn you didn't have those cat ears before! Uh, actually, where did we meet again? Do I really know you, or is it like one of those deja vu dream things or do you just look like some blonde dude I met back in the day. There are a lot of blonde guys around here...

You have pink hair! Pink is a lighter shade of red, and red is the color of hemomancers, and hemomancers live in Norfova, which is where the...Ynglee...Yngloo...Yinlar...Brotherhood lives! You inglar scum! @Kyoko

3 One moment, Alpha was enjoying her pixy stix. The next, some scary-looking lady shot her! Look, as much as Alpha loved her country and the second amendment, this was going a bit too far. Honestly, who shoots at a person because you wanted to tuck them into bed?! Alpha froze. Could this...

"Turn that frown upside, silly!" Alpha pouted, a tinge bit upset at her friend's upsetness which was upsetting her further in the cycle of upset. She didn't have the time to answer his question before Aaron went into monologue mode and, for once, Alpha was engrossed. Something in his words spoke...

Wow. Alright, so now there's a duster on the floor of her house and a whole lot of more purple to the grey and black palette. Look, Alpha's a bit...confuzzled, okay? When was the last time someone had to deal with a break-in house cleaner?! Should she thank her? Should she call the police...

Alpha blinked as everyone gave their testimonies. It felt as if weeks had passed since she had last spoken. Shaking her head, Alpha glanced around the room, jotting down what she knew: @Corsair - Lives in a beehive, acts as a healer. Her claim of living in the hive known as Honeyhome checks out...

230 Adventurer's Guild Member (?) - Corrupt Cop: Willing to defect for bribes. Red Fever (1) +6 HP from Recovering Alpha caressed the underside of the toilet paper roll, shivering as she gingerly took both her hands and, with a tender pinch, split apart its two plies. It was softness...

Lol.

230 Adventurer's Guild Member (?) - Corrupt Cop: Willing to defect for bribes. -25 HP from Combating +46 HP from Healing Alpha scratched off her list. [x] rob ppl obtain loans [x] buy supplies [3] Gemstone Fish Cakes [2] Quartz Thrall Rock Candy [5] Medieval Pizza Rolls...