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Pete turned to the impressively armed sheep herder, nodding in turn. His gut was right: The adventurers did have all the money. He didn't expect to be actually given a map to these people's rival group, though. Pete thought was surprising, considering, well, rival groups and all that. Maybe this...

...just a glass of water, por flavor. In the real world, Pete Simpson knew his way around bars, especially pubs. He may not have the same brilliant social life most of his peers have, if any, considering a lot of them were tied to their women now, househusbands, slaves of capitalism, but he...

Yeah, sorry, I got a bit held up. Also, I'm still not paying for everyone!

"Ehe," Pete let out a chuckle. It was starting to feel like they wouldn't be able to stop apologizing to each other if this cycle continued. His brain scrambled for a way to move past that, to find something else they should do, maybe get on that eating. But before he could think of anything...

"Yes!" Pete blurted out, desperate to save his life. "I am a victim of my stupidity, but I'm no pervert!" He tried his best to claim innocence from all things lewd, not wanting to incriminate himself further. Perhaps it was that very want, that desperate self-preservation, that allowed him to...

"Yeah, that, uhh, true, I guess," Pete wondered if this new Player was actually a man pretending to be a tiny girl. He's heard about those people. Then again, she could just actually be a small child playing a small child. Like he was a handsome man playing a handsome man. She doesn't sound like...

A rabbit? Pete couldn't believe what he was hearing. All this, for a dead rabbit? He wasn't even sure that it was a murder. For all they knew, the rabbit was just old and it was its time. Or something like that. Rabbits aren't even that cool, bro. They're much tastier than cool. Can't this tiny...

Eep! Pete immediately looked away when he noticed the redheaded man was staring straight into his soul. He gulped the remaining crumbs of cookies in his mouth and almost choked on them. Like a complete idiot. Still, he managed to retain some of his composure, though not a lot, mind you, and...

Who's this Oh, sure, I'd be down! Hey, wait, why am I paying? I never said I was paying!

Everything just got out of hand. Literally. The next few moments felt like they were being fast-forwarded for Pete. One moment, he was squishing some soft things, the next he was getting attacked! Pete was much slower than this dog woman, physically and mentally. He was still processing his...

Oh, was I? Probably just signal problems. Excited for the Tangleweaves thing?

My bags are packed and I'm ready to go!

Pete instinctively tensed up when the red-headed guy started asking about the sheep incident in a way that also seemed to scare impressively armed guy. He felt rigid but at least his posture in his seat was straighter than his future. Sweating bullets, he returned the sheep guy's wink with an...

Lyrwick was not a place Pete Simpson wanted to visit. In fact, it was the very place he wanted to avoid. The whole spiel about lawlessness and greedy businessfolks? He's lived all that and more in the real world, and if anyone gave him the time, he'd tell them an entire week's worth of banana...

You could've fooled me. Pete decided to bite back those words, keep them in his head for now, lest he wanted to get slapped again by the dog woman. She did have a point, though: Pete should've made himself clearer. He had just come upon that realization when he got a good look at her...physical...

"What the fuck?!" Pete Simpson blurted out with a mouthful of noodles. He was, once again, alone in his late parents' house, enjoying what he tells himself is peace but is actually just his normal, every day situation now, one that he can't change because of his own attitude. Slurping the...

Pete Simpson Sup? Yo! Did you know we can do voice mails here? This is sick! Sup? Sup? Sup? @Kamala Graham

With Baal's blessing, Pete survived the ordeal with surprising success. He had actually thought he'd lose a sheep or two, maybe even himself, but in the end, he was just glad the Rings of Saturnine ensured his safety. Might've been a bit horrible on their part, too, having their wielder get...

What had been an exciting moment for Pete turned into a painful surprise when the dog woman slapped him hard on his face. It was the first slap to the face that Pete had suffered for a while, perhaps even since he was a child. Had he been slapped by someone else recently? Someone from his...

Pete's eyes wandered around the place, himself more than a little confused. In fact, if confused had a face, it would be his. His stupid face would be right next to the word in the dictionary. He continued to look around, trying to find anyone familiar before his eyes finally settled on a...