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"Hrrrm." Brutus would muse between bites, chewing slowly to buy him more time to think. What parts of America were worth visiting? That was an interesting question. "Well, I've spent some time in like...the border waters between Canada and the U.S, those are fucking gorgeous. The flies and...

"I made sure to make it up to him." In truth he'd been quite the nuisance that day, and he'd even caught an earful from Stankins later about "being a hero is about more thank killing goblins and drinking ale Brucie, you can't be a bother to the people of the town with your zany fire flying...

"I guess it's cool in like, the communal sense. I can kinda vibe with that because a lot of our gear and things we use in the Troupe were either bought or bartered from other Troupes and organizations within the world of reenactment. The Rapier I use to fight with was made by this old dude who...

"I am not whipped." The giant would scowl, glaring daggers at the man he'd just ever so graciously saved. "I am in love, and there's a fine line but I think I'm navigating it like a fucking champ all things considered. I mean, have you seen her? And don't even get me started on how cute she...

"The landings do need a bit of work, but they've been getting better. My first couple had to be in the lake near Honeyhome. Damn near scared Hubert out of his boat." The memories of smashing into the lake at high velocity made him wince, the water had been nice to cool him off, but at a...

He would let that notion hang in the air for a moment. Taking a moment to eat some more of his food, in a race against thermodynamics to consume it before it became cold. His tail would continue to ambiently flick side to side as he chewed, relishing in the good food and good company. "I...

"I am Brutus Dahlgren" he would turn to the midget and raise and eyebrow, the word demon touching on a bit of a nerve for the giant. "Platinum rank Adventurer, top tier asskicker and hero of the people." He would crack his neck and take a deep breath. "I'm down my canon still, but I should be...

"Alrighty then." The giant would clutch his Lepus Lover tighter as he would gently angle them downwards, looking for a place to land. Spotting the road they'd walked to the base of the mountain on, he would begin to circle around to line himself up. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we've begun our...

"Honestly, I was only even there because I was surprised I recognized one of the songs." The giant idly wondered how the night would have gone had he not arrived there. He wouldn't have met that pink haired vixen who'd riled him up and gotten him thinking with his canon. He wouldn't have...

He could feel the Bunny's breath on his neck as she clung to his body desperately. Her arms were wrapped around him like a vice grip. Badump Badump Badump. Surely she could hear his heart from here. Maybe it was exertion, maybe it was how cute her squeals were. Who could tell? Peering down...

The sound of the chuckling rabbit was music to Brutus' ears. Just like that he'd managed to slice through any tension between them. He would have to remember the next time he's upset the Lepus that he needed to take her out for food. He would wait till she was done with the syrup before...

"Bridal Style it is." The giant wasted no time, scooping the Lepus up into his arms and leaping off the cliff in one smooth motion. "Hold on tight!" The two would plummet downwards in a freefall for thirty or so seconds, the wind rushing through their hair as the rocky ground below rushed up...

"Oh I totally did on accident. I wasn't planning on joining, but Trevis practically threw the gold tags at me after the whole Magickronos affair, and then after the Kurungar fight they basically begged me to apply for platinum rank, but..." he would chuckle, rolling his eyes. " They had zero...

"Yeah, huge motherfuckers. I'm talking like, the size of..." The giant would ponder for a moment, stroking his chin. "I mean, their bodies were like the size of wolves, but their wings were huge! And their claws, god damn." He would shake his head. "As for Arnoldo, yeah he was a weird elf...

"I want to spend it with you, having fun." He would turn to the Lepus and smile warmly. "I don't care if its just us sitting down drinking tea and eating snacks, or fighting goblins, or doing the OBNOXIOUS paperwork that comes with jumping straight to platinum rank in the Adventurers guild."...

"You're right..." Brutus would muse, chewing on his lower lip. He could feel her resting her shoulder against his arm, and out of reflex he would wrap his arm around her pulling her closer slightly. "I just...sometimes I wonder what he'd want me to do...is he proud of the man I've become...

"I forget the details exactly, they get a little hazy. Something along the lines of needing to do a nocturnal hunt, so I logged on in the evening one day and spent the whole night hunting down massive fuck off raven things. Angry sombitches with a penchant for loud screeches and sharp claws...

"I mean..." the giant would muse aloud. "I'm having a good time and making great memories, but is it something I can do for the rest of my life? My dad did it, the whole traveling troupe thing, but once he was getting around my age he settled down, got married, had kids...and then he uh." The...

Brutus would sidle up and take a seat alongside the hungry Hare, not even looking at the menu. "I would recommend the Chicken and Waffles, or if you're really hungry the Star Called Breakfast." He would watch the chef as he chopped up some slices of ham on the flattop, setting a mound of...

He would let the fresh air wash over him, the wind causing the sweat on his body to sublimate and cool his body temperature. The change in light and atmosphere was fresh and liberating, much like how talking about his feelings felt. "I mean, I suppose I owe it her for opening my eyes. I was...