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Lilynette sans Giltine
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‘Well… Ayo, this looks lit as duck, bro!’ A blonde splashed her feet on the shimmering waters of star springs. She glanced up, ‘Uh, maybe baboon to the moon works better, I guess?’ she giggled, a smug tugging at her lips in response to her own remark. Past Lulu’s barrage of teasing, a rather bizarre sight came into view.
A few meters up high above the sparkling water, several rock baboons barked and screamed at her. Though their fury was apparent given the amount of shouting going on, they could do nothing but harmlessly float, as if gravity had decided they would not get in the way of the blonde ruining their bathing spots. Tertoria was a distant land, all things considered, so she hadn’t come across that many other players so far. While she had heard of some kind of expedition going on some time ago, none of that really mattered to the blonde, anyways.
‘But still, to think I’d live to see flying Baboons! Guess that’s just another day here for you. Massively Multiplayer Online Game ? More like Massive Meme Machine. Heh!’ She uttered to herself, splashing the water vigorously just to spite them even more.
Ever since the reopening of Terrasphere, the starting areas had been flooded with greenhorns looking to make it big in the illegal game. As such, she had traveled far and wide to find less popular questing areas that were more likely to have unattended requests. Indeed, despite all her remarks, Lulu was here on a quest given to her by some of the lone locals living away from Gardibrook.
Apparently the shouting and barking of the flying baboons was getting on the nerves of some NPCs, and suddenly she had found herself in this comical situation.
‘Bummer, wish I could take a print of this. I’m pretty sure it’d go viral on Insta.’ she said, crossing her arms and tilting her head, ‘Still, what do they expect me to do? They sound like they’re having the time of their life playing the floor is lava.'
'And if I pull them down, they just start floating up again…’ Truly a difficult quest to pursue. Lulu furrowed her brows and closed her eyes in deep thought, and the machinations of her mind contested the pointlessness of the statement the prophecy is true. At the end of it all, sadly,
‘Meh. Thinking hard!’
She was getting nowhere like this.