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Hey there Bladers, it's me X with another live broadcast here to answer your questions! As always if you like this content please donate to the patron below so I can keep doing this. Yay!
Okay let's jump in...
1) does ThatGame hurt?
Yes, like hell. You can make it hurt a lot less but everyone will treat you like a baby. ThatGame is full of masochistic weirdos.
2) what's going on in ThatGame right now.
We took back the new... old...? Capitol. Or at least I think we did. There's a Lotta people mad about that for some reason?
3) what's your favorite yabai thing to do in ThatGame and real life.
Yikes. Probably graduating people who ask me that kind of stuff out of the blue. I like bath bombs though the name is kind of silly. Washing my hair always makes me happy.
4) will you marry me.
No. Well if you're wealthy, attractive, kind, attentive, smart, and willing to listen to all my problems (of which i have many), I'll consider it. Heck, you don't even have to be smart.
5) will ThatGame help me make friends.
Yes. Misery loves company. That game will sort you like depression solitaire. I haven't had much luck but that's probably because I have Cubey, he's like a little Droid pet. My little floating R2D2.
6) what's your fondest memory of ThatGame
I attended a costume party once. I've never been to one before so it was a lot of fun. I also once fished with a talking cat. She was very wise. Those are actually my only happy memories.
7) why do you play ThatGame?
Unfinished business. I'm like Kirito in a Cormac Mccarthy novel. Basically I'm really stupid.
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Looks like that's all the questions today so let's move on to today's Blader Theory!
Today's topic: why i hit them twice...
