Recent content by Nobody

155+39 Lune buff By the time Nobody finally yanked her jacket out from beneath the fallen chunk of ceiling, the scene was absolute chaos. For a brief moment, she was a lost deer in the headlights, but the sorceress throwing around life energy finally helped her come to. "U-Uhm... yeah, sure,"...

220 Hydrologically Evolved Harmonically Imbued -50 hp (make up for skipped cycle's damage) -24 hp from Drider's attack, reflex'd (-77) and protected (/2). +63 hp from @Chako "Let me out of this thiiiing!" Nobody cried to nobody in particular. The machine people, perhaps? The words of the...

155+25 from Lune Life Vulnerable As the lonely slime queen laid there on the ground, she stared up at the horrific clown face like a cloud of death, despair, and various degrees of childhood trauma. Thankfully, she wasn't a child, but she sure felt like one compared to this thing... ironic...

155+18 from Maid Vulnerable Nobody stared up in horror as the innocent little ghost campfire turned into a nightmare show. It was already kind of a nightmare show, actually, but clowns... that was too darn far, Terrasphere! She'd be lucky to even sleep tonight! Thanking the maid was the last...

220 Hydrologically Evolved Harmonically Imbued -20 hp from Spooky Scary Spider +162 hp from Nobody Nobody quivered like jelly as a soft hook of webbing surrounded her and swept her off her feet. For a brief moment, she looked up at her captor, her heart going doki doki~ at the sight. …At least...

Nobody was truly relaxed. A wonderful, peaceful spot, with the distant sounds of a hustle-and-bustling market. Though for a moment, she could’ve sworn she heard a slide-whistle nearby. Huh. Probably nothing. …Was this water always flowing in a circle? Eh, surely it was and she only now noticed...

155-107.5 from angry cultists +53 from world-class service +21 from LuneyLife™ Vulnerable @Magnolia Nobody found herself suddenly tugged out of the pyre by a soft hand, which proceeded give her a freshening up that left her speechless. It wasn’t the most random thing Nobody had seen in the...

155-30 hp from Low IQ Protected (Priest of Urukahn only) Nobody continued bolting through the forest, following the trail of blue slimes who all somehow seemed to know where to go. How even? Animals were so creepy sometimes. For once, they were at least useful, though, as they led straight to...

220 Hydrologically Evolved Harmonically Imbued Vulnerable -38 hp from Umber Hulk @Chako The large slime didn’t particularly enjoy being used as a crutch for some weird catgirl ritual. It had a queen to attend to, and this strange human-animal amalgamation was getting in the way...

155 The last thing Nobody wanted to be was a hero. A hero was pretty much the opposite of a nobody. But thanks to a certain conversation she overheard, the prospect of illusion magic came into play, and with that, perhaps invisibility? An invisible slimegirl was still a slimegirl, after all, so...

220 Hydrologically Evolved Harmonically Imbued +1 move via @Vina Skysong -30 from Sorceress -29 from Duelist -10 from bleed @Vina Skysong Nobody felt her body slowly calm down as Vina "tuned" her (at least that’s kinda what it felt like). It was now more like a pleasant, rhythmic massage...

220 Hydrologically Evolved Harmonically Imbued +48 buff [1] via @Vina Skysong Nobody had hoped this little simulation would be a private thing, to help her in her quest to avoid people as often as possible. There were, unfortunately, more than zero other people her, however. Quite a few more...

There was a brief moment where the slimegirl felt a bit of hope. That moment of silence between her and Miss Pokey where she thought she might be in the clear. Unfortunately, that hope didn't last long, once Nobody noticed the bright and inquisitive eyes. It wasn't the "sorry, I'll leave you...

While she refused to admit it, Nobody was actually in a state of bliss. The cool water was a sanctuary from the heat and the attention, which were locked in constant battle for the title of Worst Thing Ever. She couldn't stay forever, no-thanks to a rapidly-draining energy bar, but she resolved...

Bridia, the City of Winds! Winds kinda implied open plains, and houses spotted over mostly empty plains, and— most importantly —Very. Few. People. …surely? Evidently not. Maybe the whole ‘City’ part should’ve been a hint, but it was packed! "Uugghhgrlbl…" the slime whined, her throat gargling...